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The Druggie Sweatshop
« on: May 04, 2005, 12:00:00 PM »
We are proud to introduce the Straight by the Sea Druggie Sweatshop where all Druggies manufacture items such as hand sewn soccer balls, fine clothing, coats, and hats. All proceeds from the Straight by the Sea's Druggie Sweatshop goes directly towards the program at Straight by the Sea.

http://fornits.com/SIBS/straight.htm

Also proud to annouce a questions page feturing the answers to common ask questions about Straight by the Sea.

http://fornits.com/SIBS/facts.htm

We are now adding the following job listings to the employment page. http://fornits.com/SIBS/employme.htm

Judges
Must still be employed the the state and be willing to stay employed for the state. For every druggie you court order to complete the program at Straight by the Sea you will receive a $2000.00 cash pay-off. For every referral to Straight by the Sea (without a court order) you make you will also receive a $1,000.00 cash pay-off.

Child Protective Service Workers (DHS Employees)
Must still be employed the the state child protective services (the DHS) and be willing to stay employed for the state. You will receive a cash pay-off for looking the other way when you are called to inspect Straight by the Sea or come interview a child claiming they have been abused at Straight by the Sea. This job pays $200.00 cash for each time you are ask to look the other way. For every referral to Straight by the Sea you make you will also receive a $1,000.00 cash pay-off.

Law Enforcement Personnel
Must still be employed the the state, city or country as law enforcement. You must be willing to stay employed by the state, county, city. You will receive a cash pay-off for looking the other way when you are called to Straight by the Sea or come interview a child claiming they have been abused at Straight by the Sea. This job pays $200.00 cash for each time you are ask to look the other way. For every run-away you return to Straight by the Sea with no questions ask you will receive A $1,000.00 cash payment. For every referral to Straight by the Sea you make you will also receive a $1,000.00 cash pay-off.
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