On 2005-04-12 13:22:00, Anonymous wrote:
"FUCK SIBS AND ALL YOU GUYS WHO WANNA OPEN A PLACE TO REPLACE CEDU FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE YOU"
Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea is no mere "replacement" for CEDU, Druggie, it's a far, far superior therapeutic community! We don't mollycoddle druggie nogoodniks at SIBS, we get them Straight! With our patented techniques such as Marathoning(TM), Confrontation(TM), and Consequences(TM), we get to the core of the druggie's being, where, using our sacred Tools of Personal Change(TM), such as the Seven Steps(TM), Five Criteria, Three Signs(TM), and Serenity Prayer, we are able to psychically overpower the Druggie Will(TM) that until Intake(TM) had been allowed to run rampant through the skull of the druggie in question, forcing them to participate in unspeakable acts of depravity and degeneracy. After successfully completing the Program, the druggie is transformed into a Straight and happy Seven Stepper(TM), prepared to take on the outside world, armored by the Awareness(TM) that we give to all of our graduates. Apparently CEDU left you a little angry.....which is understandable, since it fell short of the high standards we maintain at SIBS. After you've begun working your Program and moved up a few phases, you will begin to know the Serenity of the Straightling(TM), and will more fully appreciate the caring, sensitive work that we have done.
Love ya!
