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« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2005, 09:38:00 AM »
Oh yeah, well so is your mom!
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« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2005, 11:46:00 AM »
Why would you even waste your time saying that?!   :lol: It's ok.  I'll leave you alone.  You are apparantly out of one-liners!
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« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2005, 02:50:00 PM »
Yea, he's all done.
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« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2005, 03:01:00 PM »
Well last night when I was fucking your mom and I busted all over her face, she said I wasn't done. She made fuck her in the ass with a 24 inch black rubber dildo. But since your momma had never been fucked in the ass she was bleeding all over the place. At this point I got pissed. I made her lick all the blood off the floor. She started to vomit due to the nasty blood she was drinking/licking. While she was doing this I made her lay down in this filth and I took a shit on her head. When I was done I took her hair and used it as toliet paper. I proceeded to kick her teeth in after all was said and done so I could have her give me a gum blow job. I busted my nut in her mouth and made her swallow all of that shit. When all this was going on my 12 friends who were dressed as Hitler wearing nothing but crotchless panties came out and began to abuse your mother also. After a bit of sexual abuse and anal sex they decided that it would be fun to kil your mother and fuck her eye sockets. So they took a chain saw and cut her in half and began to fuck her eyes. While two were doing that the other 10 started to eat her while they were jacking off. When they finished they sang the star spangeled banner in unison while I made myself a grilled cheese sandwich. Thank your dad when you get a chance also, he was filming it all.
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« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2005, 03:56:00 PM »
You're obviously just not gettin' it. Once again, not original. That's just a composition of the different sick shit my friends and I used to say to each other in 3rd grade. Like I said, you're all done.
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« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2005, 04:21:00 PM »
sorry, but I don't think your friends used to come up with insults involving Hitler youth wearing crotchless panties. I think your flat out wrong. So fuck you, that was original.
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« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2005, 06:37:00 PM »
Not really.  Sounds like some shit some actual Nazis would do.  So HOW is that orignal!  Let me define the term for you:

o·rig·i·nal    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (-rj-nl)
adj.
Preceding all others in time; first.

Not derived from something else; fresh and unusual: an original play, not an adaptation.
Showing a marked departure from previous practice; new: a truly original approach. See Synonyms at new.
Productive of new things or new ideas; inventive: an original mind.
Being the source from which a copy, reproduction, or translation is made.
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« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2005, 10:25:00 PM »
The funny thing is, the fact that every time we tell this kid what a rip off, unoriginal biter he is, he tries ten times harder to come up with something good. I've never had someone try so hard to impress me.

Kid, here's your best plan of action. Just give us the finger, get off your mom's computer, and shut the fuck up.

And yes, we cracked nazi jokes all the time in elementary school. And no, we didn't say anything about crotchless panties, because only little faggets like you try to insult someone by talking about crotchless panties. Is it all coming together now?

You're a flat out moron.
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« Reply #53 on: October 15, 2005, 01:46:00 AM »
:eek:   Yep.  No coming back from that one.  You gotta wonder about the crotchless panties though.  Where the hell did that come from?  As far as the 24 inch black dildo goes - are you talking like this to try to compensate for something?! [ This Message was edited by: If u want to know..then ask on 2005-10-14 22:46 ]
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« Reply #54 on: October 15, 2005, 06:08:00 AM »
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On 2005-10-14 13:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

"sorry, but I don't think your friends used to come up with insults involving Hitler youth wearing crotchless panties. I think your flat out wrong. So fuck you, that was original. "


That whole Hitler wearing crotchless panties thing is from the Andy Dick bit in the Aristocrats anyway, so wrong again, bucko. And furthermore, Andy Dick isn't even funny, so you're ripping off material from a guy who sucks.

And yeah, that whole bit was you trying to do your own lame version of the aristocrats joke anyway, except for the fact that it sucked and wasn't clever or artful or funny, so I guess thankfully, I won't be seeing your version on the DVD, huh?

I should give you a strawberry shortcake.
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« Reply #55 on: October 15, 2005, 07:19:00 PM »
Oh man, kid just got the taste slapped out of his mouth. He's definitely done around here.
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« Reply #56 on: October 15, 2005, 10:06:00 PM »
I doubt it!  He is like a roach!  You crush it, or so you think, and that little fucker just keeps coming back for more!
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« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2005, 10:23:00 PM »
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"I doubt it!  He is like a roach!  You crush it, or so you think, and that little fucker just keeps coming back for more!"


Well, at least for 10 days. That's how long they can live without their head.[ This Message was edited by: sorry... try another castle on 2005-10-15 20:31 ]
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« Reply #58 on: October 17, 2005, 09:38:00 AM »
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On 2005-10-14 13:21:00, Anonymous wrote:


"sorry, but I don't think your friends used to come up with insults involving Hitler youth wearing crotchless panties. I think your flat out wrong. So fuck you, that was original. "




That whole Hitler wearing crotchless panties thing is from the Andy Dick bit in the Aristocrats anyway, so wrong again, bucko. And furthermore, Andy Dick isn't even funny, so you're ripping off material from a guy who sucks.



And yeah, that whole bit was you trying to do your own lame version of the aristocrats joke anyway, except for the fact that it sucked and wasn't clever or artful or funny, so I guess thankfully, I won't be seeing your version on the DVD, huh?



I should give you a strawberry shortcake."



Yes it was from that movie! I loved that shit, but I did think that Hitler crotchless panty joke was pretty funny. All in all, the funniest movie i've ever seen!
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« Reply #59 on: October 17, 2005, 09:40:00 AM »
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"Oh man, kid just got the taste slapped out of his mouth. He's definitely done around here. "


OH YEAH!?!?! I'll slap the taste out of your mouth mother fucker! Suck a fat dick homes!
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