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The many deaths of Miller Newton.
« on: April 02, 2005, 02:53:00 AM »
Someone in of the threads asked if someone could create a topic that wasn't utterly retarded...This one is probably it...In order to deal with anger issues, I chose to write down how many different and varied deaths I have wished upon Miller Newton.

More than I could conceivably count...and enough variations of death that it would make Stephen King cringe in horror...
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The many deaths of Miller Newton.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2005, 02:40:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-01 23:53:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Someone in of the threads asked if someone could create a topic that wasn't utterly retarded...This one is probably it...In order to deal with anger issues, I chose to write down how many different and varied deaths I have wished upon Miller Newton.



More than I could conceivably count...and enough variations of death that it would make Stephen King cringe in horror... "


Share them with us.  I like to read and write  that sort of thing, too.  I fucking hate Virgil and Ruthie, and I think it's fun to vent that way.
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The many deaths of Miller Newton.
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 02:54:00 AM »
Death is too good for them.
I like the "Cordless Drill & Corkscrew" method.
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