Well, I'm a confirmed cynic by now, so I'll add my little bit about the "former SCLA student" who wrote so poignantly about Mr. Woods.
When I re-read the WWASP-speak statement, it did indeed sound like a programmed juvenile. However, a creeping thought came to mind. During the period when Tim Wiener's front-page article on Spring Creek came up on the New York Times, the parents of SCLA were sent a letter from the director about responding to the criticism. In a knee-jerk rambling email (which I had a copy of, and I *think* I posted on Fornits), parents were told exactly what to say to media inquiries, given addresses to write Letters to the Editor, and given the Good Ole Boy pep talk. I was surprised at the non-professional writing, much like Ken Kay's "they're all a bunch of liars, disgruntled parents/kids/staff, etc.". The lengthy letter also had spelling and syntax errors, which seemed unworthy of someone running a *BOARDING SCHOOL*.
Well, it's not too great a stretch to see the same rambling, unprofessional, somewhat-illiterate writing in our Former SCLA Student. Golly, could it be that Mr. Keith Wood's admirerer is none other than the Director of Spring Creek Lodge?