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« on: January 30, 2005, 07:28:00 PM »
Sighted New Year's 04, a car towing a flatbed with a dummy of gw bush standing up. He had like red plastic streamers trailing from his ass, and a light to illuminate the streamers.

He he, anyone in FL intrepid enough to pull off similar with Sembler or Newton in the hotseat?
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2005, 07:48:00 PM »
I want a blow-up Newton doll to sodomize.....
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2005, 07:53:00 PM »
yes, we know you dream of newton's burning pants.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2005, 07:57:00 PM »
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On 2005-01-30 16:53:00, Anonymous wrote:

"yes, we know you dream of newton's burning pants."


It's true---I can remember that druggie pervert leering at me during executive rap!
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2005, 08:15:00 PM »
Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he

couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i

couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told Miller Newton the city would not approve

of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
can you believe it?Miller Newton did all this. he picked me off the street, strapped my arms

and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my

cock'n'balls.
they definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on

raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! he

just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with

Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man

touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for

the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
this got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring

the referee's red flags. then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat i

was in! it was amazing. but surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account

had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2005, 10:15:00 PM »
If you guys will pay for and deliver ALL of my food and weed I will volunteer to live INDEFINITELY on the street in front of his house and protest.
(You fuck wads dont know a good thing when you see it,nows your chance.)
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2005, 10:20:00 PM »
this thread is great....

 ::rocker::
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2005, 12:20:00 AM »
See what I mean?
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2005, 06:36:00 AM »
Yes, I met either Ben or Jerry, the ice cream guys on tour.  They came by my hometown and let's just say (so I stay anon), stopped at a family members place of residence.   Not my family tho.  I would love to do something similar with Sembler.
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2005, 01:54:00 PM »
You live in Florida. They stopped by Jeb Bush's house. NOW we have you all figured out!
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