I was annie oakley. Her apparently outrageous behavior and dirty jokes was supposed to be a stretch for me because I was such a doormat at the school. It made me chuckle to myself, even as a brainwashed older student, because I remember how outspoken and vulgar I used to be before I got there, and I pretty much went back to being that after I left, too.
So, just goes to show how "off base" they were. Oakley was *hardly* a stretch for me. I only had to go up to do my solo stretch once, and the minute I told the joke about life savers being better than men because they come in five different flavors, stacy spit out her water laughing, cranked up that stupid fame song and I didn't have to do it anymore.
I was also supposed to carry around a dead horse that I would kick and beat every so often, so they had that horsie on a stick as one of the supplied props you could dig up. I dragged that thing around by the reins for the whole party, and almost immediately into that exercise, his stick falls out. So I am walking around with a stuffed horse's head, and I'm swinging it around by the reins and smashing it into the floor, which actually felt quite good, since I just kept looking at the horse and thinking "This is RMA, this is RMA, this is RMA. Take that and that and that you stupid pus-filled cunthole of a school."
Even today, I think that is funny. What other place of extreme retardation would make you walk around and beat up on a horse's head?
The one thing that bothered me in the historical sense (because I am incredibly anal about this) is that I don't recall Annie Oakley being that outrageous personality-wise. She was a sharpshooter who actually dressed very femmy and ladylike, and to my knowledge, wasn't really a pistol herself. Now, if they had instead used Calamity Jane, that would make some sense. In fact, I had confused the two in the workshop and conflated them into one person.
I actually have all of the stretches written down in my notebook, because I was supposed to help with the costumes. So I have in detail what everyone was and what they had to do.