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Need Help: How to give the perfect blow job?
webcrawler:
--- Quote ---Yeah, I'm a guy. Did I already talk about that BJ technique in this thread? Oops, sorry. My memory is bad. (It might be under an anonymous post, before I signed up and got a username.)
And I'm not too picky when it comes to the taste of cum. I don't know what this product is, but I'm not interested, unless they make cum-flavored cum, and that would be rather redundant.
It tastes kind of weird if the guy had brussels sprouts or asparagus the previous day. And sometimes I've gotten a weird metallic taste if the guy is doing poppers.
The best tasting cum I ever had was from a diabetic. The condition makes the cum taste a little sweet. MMmmm. s'like candy!
--- End quote ---
No worries Castle about being a guy. Hell I could learn a thing or two from you! :razz:
Goodtobefree:
I just saw "The Weatherman" the other day. There's a scene where Nicholas Cage and his wife go to marriage therapy. They write down something mean that they've done to each other that they've never told anyone. They're supposed to give each other the paper and swear never to open it. Within 5 minutes Nicholas Cage opens his up, finds out his wife didn't like one of his books and had praised it anyway. When he comes clean she reads his paper, and finds out that he was always unsatified with the quality of her blowjobs. When he asks her why, her answer is absolutely priceless.
"You wanna know why my blowjobs were somewhat lacking in enthusiasm? I hated you, that's why."
Anonymous:
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Ganja:
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Anonymous:
Just thought this thread should be bumped.
Something a little more interesting than all the spam shit!!
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