Little Zed was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.
All of the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor,
lawyer, etc. Zed was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher
asked him about his father.
My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes of all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
make love with him for money".
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Zed aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father"?
"No", said Zed, "He works for the Democratic National Committee to elect
John Kerry, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of other kids". ::drummer:: ::drummer:: ::drummer:: ::drummer:: ::bangin:: ::bangin:: ::bangin:: ::bangin:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker::
