All of these behaviors result from the inability of you druggie cretins to properly apply the Tools of Personal Change that I provided you with in the Program. They are all correctable, provided there is a willingness to "turn your will and your life over to the care of" Straight, Inc. You goddamn druggies with your incessant whining will suffer these maladies and others, up to and including suicide, unless you do a searching and fearless Moral Inventory of yourselves, after which you will realize that I am speaking the truth, as I always have. There is still plenty of room for you at the new, improved, all ages Straight, Inc. v2.0. There is NOT plenty of time, though, druggies. You need to "make a decision" and sign yourself in as soon as possible, or you will wind up DEAD, INSANE, or IN JAIL. As much as it deeply saddens me, I'm sure a few of you will obstinately continue with your fucked-up druggie lifestyles, waking up in gutters outside of biker bars, covered in filth and regurgitation from your latest acts of succombing to the sick and twisted desires of your druggie wills. The only way out of this self-imposed exile to Hell is to embrace the Steps as they are presented at Straight, Inc.
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