>
> This individual seeks an executive position. He will
> be available for work on 2 January 2005 and is
> willing
> to relocate.
>
>
>
> RESUME
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH
>
> The White House
> 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
> Washington, DC 20520
>
> EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
>
>
> Law Enforcement:
>
> I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976
> for
> driving under the
> influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine,
> and
> had my driver's
> license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
> record
> has been "lost" and
> is not available.
>
>
> Military:
>
>
> I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went> AWOL. I refused to take a
> drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
> By joining the Texas
> Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty
> in
> Vietnam.
>
> College:
>
> I graduated from Yale University with a low C
> average.
> I was a cheerleader.
>
>
> PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
>
> I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career
> in
> the oil business
> in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company,
> but couldn't find any
> oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly
> after
> I sold all my stock. I
> bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
> sweetheart
> deal that took land
> using taxpayer money. I sold Sammy Sosa. With the
> help of my father and our
> friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken
> Lay), I! was elected governor of Texas.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
>
>
> - I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
> oil companies, making
> Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During
> my
> tenure, Houston
> replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in
> America.
> - I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to
> the tune of billions in borrowed money.
> - I set the record for the most executions by any
> governor in American history.
> - With the help of my brother, the governor of
> Florida, and my father's
> appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
> President
> after losing by over 500,000 votes.
>
>
> ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
>
>
> - I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
> office with a criminal record.!
> - I invaded and occupied two countries at a
> continuing cost of over one billion dollars per
> week.
> - I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
> bankrupted
> the U.S. Treasury.
> - I shattered the record for the largest annual
> deficit in U.S. history.
> - I set an economic record for most private
> bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
> - I set the all-time record for most foreclosures
> in
> a 12-month period.
> - I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
> the history of the
> U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over
> 2
> million Americans lost
> their jobs and that trend continues every month.
> - I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> richest of any
> administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
> millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
> has a Chevron oil tan! ker named after her.
> - I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
> trips by a U.S. President.
> - I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder
> for
> receiving the most
> corporate campaign donations.
> > - My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and
> one
> of my best friends,
> Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
> bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History-Enron.
> - My political party used Enron private jets and
> corporate attorneys to
> ensure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during
> my election decision.
> - I have protected my friends at Enron and
> Halliburton against
> investigation or prosecution. More time and money
> was
> spent investigating
> the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
> investigating one of the
> biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
> - I presided ov! er the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
> history and refused to
> intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
> was revealed.
> - I presided over the highest gasoline prices in
> U.S.
> history.
> - I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
> criminals to be awarded government contracts.
> - I appointed more convicted criminals to
> administration than any
> President in U.S. history.
> - I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> largest bureaucracy in
> the history of the United States government.
> - I've broken more international treaties than any
> President in U.S. history.
> - I am the first President in U.S. history to have
> the United Nations
> remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
> - I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> - I refused to allow inspector's ac! cess to U.S.
> "prisoners of war"
> detainees, and have refused to abide by the Geneva
> Convention.
> - I am the first President in history to refuse
> United Nations election
> inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections).
> - I set the record for fewest numbers of press
> conferences of any
> President since the advent of television.
> - I set the all-time record for most days on
> vacation
> in any one-year
> period. After taking off the entire month of August
> 2001, I presided over
> the worst security failure in U.S. history.
> - I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S.
> after the World Trade
> Center attacks and less than a year later made the
> U.S. the most hated
> country in the world---the largest failure of
> diplomacy in world history.
> - I have set the all-time record for most people
> worldwide to
> simultaneously protest me in public venues (15
> million
> people), shattering
> the record for protests against any person in the
> history of mankind.
> - I am the first President in U.S. history to order
> an unprovoked,
> preemptive attack and the military occupation of a
> sovereign nation. I did
> so against the will of the United Nations, the
> majority of U.S. citizens,
> and the world community.
> - I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
> and support a cut in
> duty benefits for active duty troops and their
> families in wartime.
> - In my State of the Union Address, I lied about
> our
> reasons for attacking
> Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British
> friends.
> - I am the first President in history to have a
> majority of Europeans
> (71%) view my presidency as the biggest thre! at to
> world peace and security.
> - I am supporting development of a nuclear
> "Tactical
> Bunker Buster," a WMD.
> - I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
> Osama Bin Laden to justice.
>
>
> RECORDS AND REFERENCES
>
>
> - All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
> now in my father's
> library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
> - All records of SEC investigations into my insider
> trading and my
> bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
> unavailable for public view.
> - All records or minutes from meetings that I, or
> my
> Vice-President,
> attended regarding public energy policy are sealed
> in
> secrecy and
> unavailable for public review.
>
>
> PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004!
>
> PLEASE SEND T! HIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW!
