You are wise, my son. Hail, submit to the will of the almighty Ottawa or her WRATH will fall on YOU! She will SMITE YOU with her MIGHTY POSTS - her 6,666 word posts that she miraculously manifests on this board while spending no time at all on them! Her wonderous ability to compare writing styles, analyze posts, and pick apart every damn, fucking word you write, going into LENGTHY monologues explaining to us why it is that she is NOT mentally ill and that all of you - you lowly kids who were at CEDU - all of you don't have a CLUE about how you feel. She will instruct you on how to THINK. She will correct your sick and twisted ideas.
Although the GREAT and MIGHTY OTTTAWA 5 is able to post thousands of words and analyze your posts in great detail, she does not spending any time at it. Only the GREAT and MIGHTY OTTTAWA 5 can, while hardly even turning her computer on, labor at trying to figure out who you are and who you are connected to. Ah, it is only She who has these wonderous powers! Behold The Ottawa - miraculous no-time-blizzard poster!
Empty your mind of your own thoughts... ohhhmmmm... ohhhhmmmm.... ohhhmmmm. Your thoughts, feelings, and ideas are BAD. You will be BANNED from them! You are in your HEAD! Only O5's thoughts will be yours. Only O5's thoughts have merit. Your thoughts are shit. Your thoughts are dirt. Your thoughts are worthless and not worth the electric impulses on the Fornits hard drive. Get out of your head and think only the thoughts of The Ottawa!
I have erected a moose icon on my Ottawa altar so that I may worthy to worship her. :nworthy: [ This Message was edited by: Ottawa 6 on 2004-09-30 11:39 ]