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Offline Idreamofnewtonsburning

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« on: September 11, 2004, 02:54:00 PM »
I can't wait for Virgil's funeral.

I want to piss on his grave and laugh at Ruthie as she cries.

I want to do lines of coke off of his tombstone.

I want to wear a party hat as I dance on his grave.

I want to do all this and more.......
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Offline The Butcher

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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2004, 04:50:00 PM »
I understand these feelings completely..  ::hehehmm:: ::cheers::  :rofl:
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2004, 10:41:00 PM »
Upon the death of that impotent megalomaniac, I intend to celebrate. I won't attend the funeral... at least, I don't plan to. Funerals are sacred. But afterward, I intend to mark the day by pouring a pint of the finest whiskey over his grave, only after having run it through my own system (to ensure quality, of course)

Also Art fucking Barker's and Melvin Sembler's.

Who will join me :question:

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2004, 10:51:00 PM »
That would be a wonderful event, and the perfect occasion to finally meet you.

 ::rocker::  :wave:  :grin:
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2004, 12:30:00 PM »
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Who will join me :question:


You can be damn sure that I will be there.  I'm going to the funeral if at all possible, and I intend to laugh loudly and applaud at (in)appropriate times.  I will let everybody in attendance know how delighted I am at his demise.

I don't think of his funeral as sacred--anymore than he felt my freedom was sacred. :flame:  or something like that, and I will join my pal IDNB in laughing at Ruthie and snorting lines of cocaine off his tombstone.  What a beautiful day that will be. :wave:
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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2004, 01:26:00 PM »
You may be right about the funeral. I wonder if it'll be announced ahead of time in the paper. Doubt it. And I wouldn't want to see any of my friends hauled off for crashing a private party. But I must admit, it sure sounds like some fun!

BTW, my grandfather was apparently an accomplished son of a bitch. I do remember at his funeral when I was 8, among the old Army buddies and various other folk, there were a few old people who seemed to be in a wonderful mood and who snickered a lot during the service. Grandma later danced a jig on his grave. Somewhere there's a picture of it.

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired.  I'm certainly not!  But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!  
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