You may be right about the funeral. I wonder if it'll be announced ahead of time in the paper. Doubt it. And I wouldn't want to see any of my friends hauled off for crashing a private party. But I must admit, it sure sounds like some fun!
BTW, my grandfather was apparently an accomplished son of a bitch. I do remember at his funeral when I was 8, among the old Army buddies and various other folk, there were a few old people who seemed to be in a wonderful mood and who snickered a lot during the service. Grandma later danced a jig on his grave. Somewhere there's a picture of it.
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!
-- Monty Python