Subject: Lance Armstrong stripped of title
Lance Armstrong to be Stripped of Sixth Tour de France Title
CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour
de France title.
In a random check for banned substances, three were found in
Armstrong's
hotel room. The substances banned by the French that were found in his
hotel room were: Toothpaste, Deodorant, and Soap.
In further personal inspection of Armstrong, the French officials also
found
several other items which they had never seen before, including a
testicle
and a backbone...
Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender
to Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous.
