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« on: April 03, 2004, 01:58:00 AM »
Post your questions below.  I'll answer them after I get back from the, ummm, emergency care center.


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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2004, 03:52:00 PM »
Whats your stand on the illegality of anal sex in most States among consentual adults?

 Do you think Pol Pot was a good leader? Why or why not? Discuss

Would you rather vacation in Thailand or Peru?


Have you ever seen a Pyramid? Ever walked on one?


What was Slayers best album?


Who was the best lay you ever had?



How much cash have you blown on dope in the last 20 years?
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What in God\'s name have you done?
Stick your arm for some real fun
So your sickness weighs a ton
And God\'s name is smack for some

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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2004, 07:30:00 PM »
Are all the people on this web-site losers?

Does Slayer suck?

Is Slayer a dirty white trash band?

Do you have a life you're happy with?

How much money do you make each year?

How many people depend on you?

Do you actually feel mature writing on this site?

Do you actually think that you are interesting?
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2004, 01:17:00 PM »
no
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nun ya
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I know I am
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What in God\'s name have you done?
Stick your arm for some real fun
So your sickness weighs a ton
And God\'s name is smack for some

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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2004, 01:18:00 PM »
or as kaydeejaded would say "yut"
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What in God\'s name have you done?
Stick your arm for some real fun
So your sickness weighs a ton
And God\'s name is smack for some

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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2004, 04:06:00 PM »
"Yut?" My best guess is you're talking about the corruption of the word "youth"...but this doesn't make much sense since there is no point of reference in this thread.. ??
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2004, 10:23:00 PM »
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 Whats your stand on the illegality of anal sex in most States among consentual adults?

 It's not my cup of tea, but go for it if that's your thing.  All consensual activities shouls be legal.

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 Do you think Pol Pot was a good leader? Why or why not? Discuss

He was an effective leader, if that's what matters.  He was good if you consider good to mean "leaving your country in ruins"


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Would you rather vacation in Thailand or Peru?

Both.  I like smack and coke.  Thailand also has kif and hookers, but going to Peru and doing yayo off of Inca hookers' tits sounds fun, too!


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Have you ever seen a Pyramid? Ever walked on one?

I think once when I was tripping.  Some Egyptian fuck shot at me.



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What was Slayers best album?

The one where they sing about digging up corpses and having sex with them


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Who was the best lay you ever had?

I don't know her name, but she had outrageously huge tits for such a skinny girl




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How much cash have you blown on dope in the last 20 years?


Oh, fuck....I don't know... maybe $150,00.... I don't want to think about it.
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2004, 08:50:00 AM »
The Penis Birders Slam Book

Will you Go with me? Check a box

Yes or No

"The Program" and two years will get you a vastly improved kid in *EXACTLY* the same way that "The Program" and four bucks will get you a cup of espresso at Starbucks.

http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?topic=5617&forum=9#50637' target='_new'>Timoclea

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2004, 02:06:00 PM »
Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told Miller Newton the city would not approve of a Straight executive touching an underage kid for free.
can you believe it?Miller Newton did all this. he picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
they definately were red flag touches. the goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! he just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
this got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee's red flags. then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat i was in! it was amazing. but surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????  :wave:
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2004, 03:40:00 PM »
I believe you are seriously fucked in the head!
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