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« on: August 11, 2004, 04:34:00 PM »
I guess I'm an 'idea person'.  I come from a family, on my dad's side, of inventors.  We like to work with our hands and get a rush from developing ideas.  What is a more stable rush though is following an idea through to completion.  

In the meantime, I try to write down ideas so to calm my racing brain sometimes.  I was thinking of slogan's that could go on bumper stickers or go on flyers and stuff; quotes that put experiences in little neat messy boxes.  

"I was raped in Straight (www.thestraights.com)".

"Kill Melvin Sembler".

"School is for learning, Straight Inc. is for motherfuckers".

"Melvin Sembler is a pussy".

"Walter Loebenberg likes children".

"Miller Newton is almost dead".

Just some ideas for little slogans to punch fuckers in the head maybe.  Please add some really good or not so good slogans with sarcasm or realism here if you want to ...
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2004, 04:39:00 PM »
THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH REPUBLICANS

PROTECT AMERICA, DEFEAT BUSH


BUSH IS A PUSSY AND CHENY IS HIS BITCH

LICK BUSH/DICK 2004
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2004, 04:57:00 PM »
* "I was raped in Straight (www.thestraights.com)".

Not sure I'd want to wear that around town.

* "Kill Melvin Sembler".

Absolutely not a good idea!


* "School is for learning, Straight Inc. is for motherfuckers".

I dunno.

* "Melvin Sembler is a pussy".

I suppose

* "Walter Loebenberg likes children".

But would anyone really know what that means?


* "Miller Newton is almost dead".

A little too close to a death threat, if you ask me.

How about some of these

A vote for Büsh is
a vote for America's Führor!

Forced Treatment = Stalinist reeducation!

Mel Sembler: money man for the Fourth Reich!

Perhaps the sentiments contained in the following
pages, are not yet sufficiently fashionable to procure them
general favor; a long habit of not thinking a thing wrong,
gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises
at first a formidable outcry in defence of custom.  But the
tumult soon subsides.  Time makes more converts than reason.
Anonymity Anonymous
It is wrong to leave a stumbling block in the road once it has tripped you.
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2004, 01:43:00 AM »
FUCK
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2004, 05:46:00 AM »
Reagan,

Email me @ [email protected]

I want to do something I think maybe you me and some others around the U.S. might be interested in and shit.  I used to live around Dallas near Deep Ellum by the by.  I hated it.

Peace.
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2004, 05:46:00 AM »
"I got a mental problem at Straight Incorporated."[ This Message was edited by: animals all of us on 2004-08-12 02:48 ]
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2004, 03:38:00 AM »
The best thing to do is dig up some new names/people to expose.
These famous people have had their names spread around plenty,but there are lots of people still working at your local school board/court house that are just as guilty as the well known people.
Get on your telephone and call around as if you are looking for your "old records".The people you talk to will give you names/telephone numbers to people you have never heard of.PUBLICISE THEIR NAMES on bumperstickers in their home towns.There are a lot of these shadowy figures,judges,public defenders,teachers,"doctors",building contractors,nurses,etc,etc.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2004, 01:56:00 AM »
front side:
This was my brain. (pic of an brain)

This is my brain on Straight. (pic of brain in frying pan)

back:
This is my brain with toast and bacon. (pic of Miller, Ruthie and Sembler licking Champagne off Reagan's cowboy boots)
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2004, 09:02:00 AM »
How about this


"20 years ago Sembler gave me an excuse to fail"

"Straight is my obsession"

"what is my problem? SEMBLER"

"I blame it all on my mommy"

"Sembler did it, my life is his fault"

"I have anger management problems..so fuck you"

"I need to talk...fuck you"


"Can you help me? Fuck you"

"I need a friend..so fuck you"

"fuck"


These and other bumper stickers available for $1.00 plus $9.99 shipping and handling. Just go to http://www.Myfailureishisfault.com
for ordering information.
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2004, 09:45:00 AM »
My favorite bumper sticker, and I lifted it from Fornits (I believe it may have been Elan) is


Bush/Orwell 2004.




How perfect is that?
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2004, 02:15:00 PM »
Funny thing. I have one of those "Motivate This!" T-shirts that Lezli made up some time back. Depending on which of these little hillside towns I go shopping in, I either get glares and stares or thumbs up and ppl saying "Hey, great shirt!" I assume they think it's about motivational speakers or something. My hair's way too long to show the url on the back.

Here's an old tagline of mine. I like it, but it's way too cryptic to do anything for anyone but libertarian minded Perl geeks.

return undef() if /coercion/iseg;

The lust for power, for dominating others, inflames the heart more than any other passion
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0140440607/circlofmiamithem' target='_new'> Tacitus

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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2004, 09:31:00 PM »
http://www.Myfailureishisfault.com

does not exist.

Guess the nobody :wstupid:
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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2004, 01:00:00 PM »
"Mindfuck by Straight"
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2004, 05:55:00 PM »
Get Unstraight at Straight
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2004, 07:59:00 PM »
straight girls can't cry rape

What phone??
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