Sup this is Ross Reddick

[Anonymous]

Im smokin bud right now, so let me get this straight in my head.
I went to NWA first, for damn near a year, bouncing between ascent and NWA.... Managed to run away from a north idaho camp with just socks
I know that the PT that they did at ascent made the shit that they did at Basic training at Ft Benning silly.

Brent Christine was the ex military dude who ran the pt on his birthday... the crazy fucker.  1500 three count jumping jacks, it damn near took 2 and one half hours to complete.  
They always did stupid shit at the camp, like make the kids who ate a lot PT right after they eat, so they puke it everywhere.  Well Im not gonna lie and I wasnt in great shape at the beginning of NWA but after a while I was in awesome shape.  

What was halarious is Matt Short, and how he was at NWA but fucking lived in Bonners Ferry, ID.  That was pretty funny, so it was just good luck that I would be friends with him...

But the hilarity... the apex.. the hight of humor and entertainment was the BCA raps.

Screaming shit from Totall Recall while the staff gave us props for dealing with our feelings hahahaha


hustling kids with shampoo bottles for clothes

wow...
99 cents

-ross

[Hell on Wheels]

Me and munchinski was just talking about stuff like that. That movie stuff was the best, but farting in the smoosh pile, that was always good for a couple laughs. Trading ramen for other kids belongings, hell most of them new kids woulda traded their sisters for that, throwing cokes behind the toilets to keep them cold. I will say this when we wasn't in pain, we were delivering the pain, you could have a helluva good time with your buddies, and maybe that is what it was all about. I know what i'm made of now, and nothing scares me like it used to, sure I am pissed, but shit I walked away with a couple friends that were for real, maybe that's what it's all about.

[Anonymous]

Please give me more of these hilarious stories. What a bunch of idiots these staff are? My gut is splitting, but I love it. Keep it up ha ha ha ha

[Anonymous]

Here a really funny one about four guys in one BCA dorm got together and decided to do something constructive.

One great day the men of BCA decided to see who was a real man. This feat could be accomplished one way. They had to determine the exact weight that they could with their dicks.

After much pain, straining, and knashing of teeth - oh the humanity. The winner was establishes to be the great Ryan. Yes, friends. Our hero set a new record of 42 pounds.

To this very day, this amazing record still stands like the Seattle Spece needle (only thicker) and even with the advent of Viagra the record has not, and may never be been surpassed.

Certainly it is within possibility that on some great day there will be a man who can defeat the great Ryan. His name, however, will surely go down in the hall of penile fame and will remain there in all its hard glory to be esteemed until the end of the world as we know it.

[Anonymous]

And That's the "truth." pppppp. Anybody else got any other stories enumerating the greatness and spiritual depth, the height of  emotional or organ growth ppppppppp to share.

There was a guy who screwed one of the pigs and then whenever he walked by you would hear people go weeeeeee wwweeeeee, but not all the way home.

Hale CEDU and BCA. The DICK School - Speaking of dicks, remember marc, bill, todd, la, lori, doug beth or others?

Tell it all brothers and sisters, tell it all. Tell it all brothers and sisters. teleeelll tel it all.

OK, Here a better one. "There are children raised in sorrow on a scorched and baren plane; There are children raised beneath the golden sun.
There are children at the tables,
Children on work assignments
And thay cry out through the universe,
their vioces raised as one"
"GET ME THE FUCK OUT
I hate this place
I WANNA FUCK AND SMOKE A J.
I WANNA SHARE TWO LADIES IN BED.
IF I'M LEFT HERE I'D RATHER BE DEAD.

Well it's not John Denver, but it gets to the point. Help me out here.

There actually was a kid that made up funny songs up for all the CEDU music and played them on his guitar - cracked me up.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, we actually had this little class of 80 reunion once. It was in Hollywood, one guy who shall go nameless was really well connected had a recording studio, we went and jammed there for awhile then popped this acid that was kinda like '60s strenght and the walls started bending back and forth. There were also a bunch of other drugs, women and everything else imaginable.