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Jokes
Anonymous:
How come when a Nigger dies they bury him real deep?
Because deep down they are good people.
Whats the difference between a Nigger and shit?
Shit dries up and looses its smell and a Nigger doesn't.
Do you know why Helen Keller had a yellow leg?
Because her dog was also blind.
How do you know when a Jew moves into your neighborhood?
The Mexicans get car insurance.
Know how the Grand Canyon was formed?
A Jew dropped a penny down a Gopher hole.
How do Chinese pepole name their kids?
They throw a handful of silverware down the stairs."Wing,Chang,Chung"
What do you call 20,000 Niggers jumping from an airplane?
Night.
or better yet, a good start.
Why does Ray Charles always smile while he sings?
Because he doesn't know that he is black.
Anonymous:
I cannot believe that you even have the nerve to compare these post to the ones that upset oh Danny boy. Those post were about Elan what is the matter with you people Dont you know SICK when you see it! And maybe you will ban him? HELL you banned harbor for less then that and he was debating not being a racist basturd! You people are nuts why do you alloy this and act so nonaffected! Makes me wonder if your enjoying this?
Anonymous:
Oh you know everyone is enjoying this.I'm sure they had a huge laugh over my jokes and are passing them unto their friends.
What I find interesting is how you are hell bent against racism.Being against it is o.k. hey its your life, do what you want with it.All I ask is just one tiny little favor.
"LEARN TO FUCKIN SPELL YOU MORON"
racist basturd! You people are nuts why do you alloy "From the way this was typed you must have some nigger in you"
Yuo stupid fuckin loser, you cant even spell!!!!
You must feel real stupid by now dont you?
Maybe all that cum you got shot up yer ass from being sodomized went to your brain.
Anonymous:
Funny Jethro, but theres far more wrong with your post than a few mis-spelled words.
"Yuo"? never learned this one, can you define that for us?
As I look at your post, I see that you somehow find it more "stupid" to spell a word incorrectly, than say... not putting a space between your sentances?
Heres another example:
racist basturd! You people are nuts why do you alloy "From the way this was typed you must have some nigger in you"
Um, Jethro? shouldnt the asterisks be around the quote, and not your own comment?
Who's stupid?
"hell bent" Should be hyphenated
"unto" makes no literary sense at all. It should have been two words: ON TO
Spelling, punctuation and grammar are certainly problems that weigh in along side racism and prejudice. You have a point there Jethro...
Seems like you have TWO reasons to be hung by your nutts from that big old oak tree in your East Buttfuck Mississippi front yard.
You know how we can tell the toothbrush was invented in your town Jethro?
Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a TEETHBRUSH.
Please keep sending your pissy hostile posts.
Maybe someday you will look back on them and ask yourself "was I really that much of an asshole?" or maybe your children will ask you why you ARE such an asshole.
Its too bad people like you have to spread your hate to feel better about yourselves, I couldnt imagine the complete LOSER you would be if YOU had to live with the things you perpetrate "unto" others. You would have killed yourslef before you were 13 years old.
Nice life you live there Jethro. Tell me, do you have any ideas when it comes to religion?
Is there a god out there?
Do you believe in J.C.?
Did you know he was a Jew?
Ever make it to history class?
Seems some of the oldest civilized societies to be found do not contain any "white" people like you or I. DO you even HAVE any idea where your white skin comes from?
Who are you? where did you come from? are you a native american? A person of asian decent? Italian? Norweigan? Id like to know what you think "white" means.
Can you tell me HOW you are white, and someone else isnt?
Can you tell all of us what exactly makes a white person different (physiologicly) than a black person?
Can you enlighten the world as to what is funny about your jokes that wouldnt be funny if they were directed at your own features?
Seems to me that black people were bought and sold in this country, and although they were segregated, abused, raped murdered and tortured, they decided to stay here.
On the other hand, white man had to kill and steal and rape and torture to be able to call this country their own, and you think theres something funny about your jokes?
Your one sorry ass human Jethro
Anonymous:
" not putting a space between your sentances? "
Perhaps you should stick to picking cotton,you certainly can't fuckin spell you retard.
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