Hey there, people, IÕm bobby brown
They say IÕm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Tiny heinie ho!
Here I am at a famous school
IÕm dressinÕ sharp
IÕm actinÕ cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work ÕnÕ maybe later IÕll rape her
Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think IÕm too extreme
AnÕ IÕm a handsome sonofabitch
IÕm gonna get a new glove ÕnÕ be real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...
WomenÕs liberation
Came creepinÕ all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I f**ked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess itÕs still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the american dream,
But now I smell like vaseline
AnÕ IÕm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i donÕt know which
I wonder...wonder...hi-ho silver!...
So I went out ÕnÕ bought me a leisure mask
I jingle my change, but IÕm still kinda cute
Got a job doinÕ radio promo
AnÕ none of the jocks even think about tonso
Eventually me ÕnÕ a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Õlong as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
AnÕ IÕll do anything to get ahead
"hi-ho silver!"
Oh god, oh god, IÕm so fantastic!
"hi-ho silver!"
And my name is bobby brown
And my name is bobby brown
"hi-ho silver!"
Way!
And my name is bobby brown
"hi-ho silver!"