Hey Rae how are you? I hated GI dorm day too, and I hated touching those sponges. Do you remember Mary Pck, she wasn't scared of anything. I think I remember her sticking her bare hand into a clogged toilet to unclog it once. I hate pulling weekends, I hated ataying up so long, but the best was pulling sleep, I do agree on thta one. It really sucked though when they cam up with the rule that bed people had to go outside durring outside time, when a member of the opposite sex over saw thou house. ZI think I'm gonna cop to some guilt.
1. I never did bed checks, looking at nasty fat girls butts all night just ain't my thing.
2. When ever I over saw the house I raided the personal food cabinet and ate veryone stuff. This was obviously after the lock broke. Sorry Jerome, I luv ya but I ate some of your slim jim's once
3. For the last 5 months I was at Elan no one booked me for antything, ever.
4. I always picked my contracts to be in my dealing crews and we would put the talking to chair directly in the sunligh so that when the person sat down they would be totally blinded. Man that was funny.
5. When ever I was c.o.d. im the morning I would cross out all of my L.E.s in the book and put some scribbly fake initials next to it. I aslo did this for Danielle, tiffany, michelle, lisa, rachel and sabrina. Because I liked them, and it would look less suspicious.
6. I wrote fake bring ups for sleep and put Claire woodmans initials on them. And towards the end I was the only FC for like 5 months so everyone just believed everything I said. I could walk into the dorms and sleep pretty much whenever I wanted to, inless there was a real dick on dining room zone, then thats where the fake bring up's came in handy.
7. I never really did my clipboards, and if I did It was a buch of random BS and it's not like the shingles really cared anyways.
Man you know what really sucked! I had to sleep on a top bunk after I split that had a leak over the ceiling that dripped the worst smelling terrifying liquid on me all night. So I had to tape a small liner over it and empty it every coupld days.
8. I hid stuffed animals in my pillow case everymorning and then hugged them whe I slept and never got busted.
9. When Ross Erstling and I were having our little shot down battles whe fucked with eachother so bad. I would purposely put my butt like 2 inches from his face when I was gi'ing and one time he took the hugest dirt pile and nailed me with it. It sucked I had sandals on.
So can someone please give me a talking to and some LE's for the major guilt I just copped to.