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Offline Hell on Wheels

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Cedu Kicks Ass!!
« on: May 18, 2004, 12:03:00 AM »
Whine all you want but CEDU kicks some mean ass. And I will prove it.

 It's better than being held as a POW, or in the iraqi militants case pseudo-POWs. It is better than being shot to death, eating rat poison. It is better than slowly filling up with shit and then painful death. It is so much cooler than being Bubba's bitch. And CEDU is preferable to being drawn and quartered in the town square at noon. I like to call my stint at CEDU "Fantasy Land," or if I am in a particularly jovial mood
I like to call it "SURVIVOR Down on the farm" because after all it is muchos better than eating shit naked in a field of turnips (although I've seen that on the internet, obviously not CEDU folk) I mean come on, where else could a thirteen year old boy get so much direction in his life?? It was fucking great!! having to dredge shit up in front of god and everybody, I mean I felt so small it was amazing!! I could have fit on the head of a pin, just like a disney movie. And what was more, they had these people called staff there. Now these people were so cool, they would order you around and threaten you wow, what a trip. The best part about them was that often times after work, they would smoke pot and get drunk, just like we wished we could. It was like we were living vicariously through our staff people. The coolest was that these staff were not so high and mighty towards us, in fact many of them didn't even have college degrees. And some didn't even have high school diplomas, what a riot. Oh before I forget we used to go through these things called propheets. We would sit in a circle for hours verbally beating down our fellow students in a super fun rap thingie. And what was funny was when they would bring up say a girl getting raped, and the staff would use it against her. Sometimes you would have to stand up in front of the group and get berated for everything you did wrong, and that was cool, it was like god was radiating wisdom down upon you. Oh speaking of god, they only let one religion be practiced openly. And that was so much fun for the rest of us to see them treat some kids special. It just made my heart warm to see someone else getting hooked up with fatty priviledges. We did get to play spades and card games all the time, to better prep some of us for a life in prison. But by far the neatest thing I ever saw was these things called bans. If you were hanging out with someone too much, they would put you on bans, where you could not talk or even look at the person. It was so cool, because it made you look for new friendships, with freaky people. Wow how neat.They would use anything they could against you, and I was like wow, how did you know I did that. Man I tell you, if you have never tried it, just do it dude, CEDU rocks and that is all there is to it. I will talk more about this later.
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Offline Hell on Wheels

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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 12:20:00 AM »
I just want to clarify my post. It is a joke for some of you people without a sense of humor. And the part about rape issues is not a joke. I watched them do that time and time again to a few of my friends. It was the sickest fucking thing I ever saw, and one of the most heartbreaking things I expereienced when I was up there. A few staff that just wanted to break these poor girls by throwing issues into their faces, any chance they got they would slip in a little comment. It was fucking so wrong on every level I can think of. These staff were worse than the perpetrators of the original crime, I feel, because they kept rubbing salt in the wound instead of giving them self esteem and respect, they treated them like shit. Fuck CEDU, and Fuck everybody that ever was in a position to help and did nothing. My god... I may be a jerk or an asshole, but if there is a hell, I'm sure CEDU faculty would fit right in with some of the characters there. Adolf, Stalin, Slobodav Milosivec, Nicolae C...well hell I can't spell his name, I have an english keyboard.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 12:44:00 AM »
Man, i don't know about that last sentence about hitler or stalin or whatever but, everything you said in your first post was sickly true.  I just got out and it is funny to actually read what happens there, I can honestly not look back and beleive it was real...
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 12:45:00 AM »
by the way, my signature, is from the childrens and imagine, it is my little kids name.  Oh, there was one badass part in the imagine and that is when you get to sleep for like 6 hours, that is the shit.
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 09:00:00 AM »
what was that part?? I think I remember it, but didn't you have to like bust ass to get to be able to sleep?? There was some way hardcore shit in the imagine. Although I was dragging the most ass after the I and Me. Not real sure what I meant about the dictator thing, I guess I ran out of creative steam after my little story.
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