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New tonight on Bletane eve
« on: April 30, 2004, 09:12:00 PM »
Bindlestiff,my husband, the Kanabis King, lives to annoy and annoys to live.
That makes me the Cancan Canabis Queen, and he really bugs me a lot.  But you know how husbands are.  If they have sex, every thing is great.  Espeacailly in the rain on a Friday Eve of May first.

Happy Bletane
I will give you a Contessa beuaty tip.  Tomorrow morning, before the break of dawn, give a special prayer to the Mother to ask her to immbue you with her feminine power, then go to your favorite nature spot and wash your face with the morning dew.  May dew. I like it from the grass on this special day, but Aloe and Awapui (if they're blooming in your parts) work just as good.

 This is guarenteed to keep you young and beautiful.  But the secret is that you have to do this every year from now on.  Dont forget to drop flowers by and around your town.

Kiss the may Queen for me.ff Family Cirkus Update
[ This Message was edited by: cannabis22 on 2004-04-30 18:14 ]
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