From the Law Office of Charon, Cerebus, and Ether
607 River Styx Bridge, Elyssian Fields, Hades:
The state of Maine is filled with college educated, well-qualified child psychology profesionals, the glaring fact is that Elan School Corp. does not see the need to utilize them, and instead hires unqualified, and mostly sadistic or stupid goons at a much cheaper rate.
My client, Mr. Pink, believes that everyone here already knows that, and asks this; after you have outlined the problem(s) in clear and simple terms, must you not propose action?*
*My client said this during a four hour long slurred and mostly incoherent rant, probally induced by eating half an ounce of rather potent psilocybin mushrooms, but his essential point was clear nevertheless.
-Mr. Pink's Attorney