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Offline nutsac

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« on: April 05, 2004, 03:52:00 PM »
get on these nuts

I didnt know there were other sites about Elan. I actually tried to start my own to find my peers but now i've found this one.

Visit my elan site if you want to shut the fucking place down. http://pub44.bravenet.com/forum/3778478603

But beware if you come to my site whining about how great elan is, i will boot your ass off. i fucking hate that place.

My name is Mike W. I went to Elan from 1990 to 1992 in Elan 8. I was bad. I got put in the ring a couple times and had three three house general meetings. I remember that putrid fucker Mark Rosenburg yelling in my face and that nasty bitch Linda Simmons screaming at me to GI harder when we got back. Because I used to eavesdrop on her conversations in the upstairs staff office with other staff I knew she had an illegitimate mexican kid so I screamed it out in the dining room and was thrown back in front of the house. they put me in the corner for 18 days and didn't let me sleep much. The fucking night people would blast their radios in the dining room to fuck with me. this one black bitch (I forget her name) who came from Indiana and was part of some gang (like the crips but stupider) started going off on me when i told her to turn it down, so i said fuck you you dumb welfare afro whore and i got another GM the next day for being racist.  i eventually signed out the day I turned 18. they told me i would fuck up and never amount to anything.  fuck them. I produce adult movies in California now and make a shitload of money and get lots of pussy. Elan only made me more determined to do what I wanted to do. they used to tell me i could never direct porn cause I was too ugly. The nerve of them.....they're a bunch of mullet infested Maine hicks who would fuck the knothole of a tree.

Go to my site NOW bitch!
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2004, 04:46:00 PM »
Looks don't have anything to do with directing porn, or starring in it, obviously those idiots from Elan haven't watched that much porn, because they would have at least heard of Ron Jeremy.
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2004, 04:48:00 PM »
Marc Rosenberg was most likely rejected from porn himself. They couldn't attach a microscope to the camera to focus in on his small penis.
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2004, 05:07:00 PM »
thats some funny shit. maybe he could do bestiality porn.
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2004, 09:22:00 PM »
forget that 'new' site..it's another one of NAZIs attempts to rule his own world. if it aint that sicko, its another one just like him. there should be a seperate planet for all those miscreants.
white-supremecists, racists, bigots and people who just love to hate will appreciate your new site. the rest of us can take a pass.
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2004, 09:26:00 PM »
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On 2004-04-05 18:22:00, Anonymous wrote:

there should be a seperate planet


Ya know? I find it's actually quite effective to just pretend there is.

The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.
-- John Adams, (1772)

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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2004, 09:47:00 PM »
I agree. Hatred sucks!
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2004, 11:16:00 PM »
who the fuck is NAZI? i'm not a nazi.... i just hate everyone. ha ha ha
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2004, 12:04:00 AM »
"Nutsac,"

Nazi is a punk whom we've worked hard to get rid of.  if you want to find him, go to http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=3963

He's been kicked out of here and will soon face the justice system for his threats against various ex-Elaners.

Seems like you two will have a lot in common to talk about.
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2004, 07:15:00 AM »
Aren't they just perfect to each other? Maybe they could do porn together. I'm sure there'd be some pretty messed up ppl who'd buy that shit.

[ This Message was edited by: Marina on 2004-04-06 04:18 ]
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2004, 01:24:00 PM »
Fuck you whore! you want to talk about who buys my films? i've had contracts with vivid, I enlist the hottest adult film stars in hollywood and bang them too!

If I wanted a fucking morals lecture, I'd go back to Elan.... goddamn prissy bitch.
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2004, 10:08:00 PM »
YUP!!!!! How right you are Art. :lol:
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