Jerry Lee lewis is the true King Of Rock and Roll.
He shot one of his bass players onstage.
After one of his wives mysteriously drowned in his swimming pool, it took the cops three days to catalog all the drugs they found in his house.
He used to go to the gates of Graceland, armed and drunk, and would dare Elvis to "come outside and see who the real King Of Rock and Roll is".
He is a first cousin of Jimmy Swaggart.
He actually wrote a lot of his songs, unlike Elvis.
He never got fat and never turned into a Vegas parody of himself.
He firmly believes that he is going to Hell for playing the "Devil's music", yet he is unrepentant. You'll never hear Jerry Lee doing "How Great Thou Art".
These are just a few of the reasons Jerry Lee kicks Elvis's ass.