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Offline kaydeejaded

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« on: March 24, 2004, 02:15:00 PM »
"Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream" -Malcolm Muggeridge

Don't wait for your ship to come in.  Row out to meet it.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -Will Rogers

Omnia Mutantur, Nihil Interit. [Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.]

We have made thee neither of heaven nor of earth, neither mortal nor immortal, so that with freedom of choice and with honor, as though the maker
and molder of thyself, thou mayest fashion thyself in whatever shape thou shalt prefer - Pico della Mirandola, "Oration on the Dignity of Man"

I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. -JD Salinger, Catcher in the Rye


If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.:wink:
- Bernard Shaw


"Our friends and allies in the Middle East and Europe will soon be subject to forms of intimidation by an Iraqi government bent on dominating the Middle East and its oil reserves,"
http://www.sptimes.com/' target='_new'>Project for the New American Century (were they talking about themselves?)

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Offline Froderik

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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2004, 02:53:00 PM »
Sex is dirty only when it's done right.
Woody Allen

Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Philip K. Dick

Whining is anger through a small opening.
Stuart Smalley

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

Things should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Albert Einstein

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.

In American politics you ask the rich for money and the poor for votes and expect them both to believe you.
A. Lincoln

When you don't know where you're going any road will take you there.
Alice

Politicians are not born; they are excreted.
Cicero
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Offline Dr. Miller Newton

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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2004, 02:57:00 PM »
"Admit that you are powerless over drugs and come to believe that only Straight Inc. can restore you to sanity"
--Dr.  Miller Newton, Ph.D., D.D.
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2004, 03:34:00 PM »
"I just smoked a bowl of The Best Pot In The World"-- Anonymous

"I just smoked another bowl of TBPITW"-- Anon.

"I just woke up and smoked a bowl of TBPITW"-- Anon.

"I just drank a beer and smoked a bowl of TBPITW"-- Anon.


 :smokin:
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