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Offline Trekker Jag

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« on: March 11, 2004, 12:33:00 PM »
A loyal Straightling, a misbehaver, and a copout were all walking on the same stretch of beach one day, and each of them saw a glint of metal shining in the distance. They all ran to it and reached for it at the same time.  They brushed the sand away and a genie lamp was revealed, which a genie proceeded to exit.

"You have freed me from the lamp!" said the grateful genie.  "Normally I give the person who releases me three wishes, but I'm not sure which one of you did it, so I am going to give you all one wish each."

"what is your wish?" he asked the Straightling.

The Straightling said, " I wish to live with all the other Straightlings on Straight Island, a place of our own were we can have raps, sing Straight songs, and be Straightlings and never have to see druggies and ungrateful straight survivors again."

POOF--It happens.

To the misbehaver, the genie asked "What is your wish?"

The misbehaver replied "I want to torture Dr. Newton and all the other executive staff for 10000 years with them never dying but constantly in pain , at a Straight-like facility that is staffed by other misbehavers that has only Straight executive Staff enrolled as clients."

POOF--It happens.

The copout and the genie are left standing on the beach.  The genie asks the copout, "What is your wish?"

The copout replies, "Let me see--all the Straightlings are on an island in the middle of the ocean where I'll never see them again, and Miller, Ruthie, and all the other Straight execs are being tortured for the next ten thousand years?"

"That is correct", said the genie.

The copout smiled. "In that case, I think I'll have a beer."

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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2004, 12:51:00 PM »
LOL! :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2004, 01:25:00 PM »
Nice :rofl:
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2004, 01:31:00 PM »
Bravo :nworthy:

Innocence implies the ability to restrain from the initiation of aggression, and to question those who don't.
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2004, 03:41:00 PM »
This is NOT funny.  :flame:
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2004, 03:46:00 PM »
classic, dude!!!!! wish i would have come up with that one....you rule!!!  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2004, 03:49:00 PM »
Laugh all you want. I'll be seeing your ass on front row before you know it..
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2004, 03:54:00 PM »
hell, i spent almost my whole damn program on the front row...not too scared...i can take it...so,yes, i will laugh real loud...hahahahahahahahahahahaha  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2004, 03:59:00 PM »
:scared:  :scared:

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2004, 04:06:00 PM »
Druggie behavior will get you nowhere fast in my new program. Hope you like peanut butter...  :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2004, 04:08:00 PM »
hey, it's better than those nasty old red things they used to pass off as apples...so bring on the peanut butter...yum....jk

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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2004, 04:37:00 PM »
little girl, peanut butter is least of your fears right now. :scared:
Be afraid, very afraid
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2004, 04:38:00 PM »
groovy, i am coming for you, and I will see you on the front row :wave:
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2004, 07:59:00 PM »
I wanna cum!!
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2004, 08:52:00 AM »
Im on Melvin Sembler's payroll, just like some others on these forums.  It took me awhile to find out how to get in, but I finally sucked enough cock on the wall to make the grade.  Damn my ass hurts too.  My nose is red alot and I can't remember the last several month's worth of nights, but I'm in.  So, Im just waiting for them to get those new donated properties so I can  sign up for the next Straight/Newton facility.
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