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Offline Samara

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Re: I just
« Reply #4680 on: August 06, 2010, 11:24:03 AM »
I've often said I'd take a toker over a drunk any day. Drinking promotes aggressive behavior; tokes mellow. In college, women were far more aggressively/forcefully mistreated (and this is a VERY kind descriptor) by a drunken frat boy than a stoned Dead Head.
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« Reply #4681 on: August 06, 2010, 11:47:44 AM »
Will there be any bartenders up there in heaven?
Will the pubs never close? Will the glass never drain?
No more DTs and no shakes and no horrors
The very next morning, you feel right as rain

'Cause God loves a drunk, lowest of men
Like the dogs in the street and the pigs in the pen
But a drunk's only trying to get free of his body
And soar like an eagle high up there in heaven
His shouts and his curses they are just hymns and praises
To kick-start his mind now and then
O God loves a drunk, come raise up your glasses, amen

Does God really care for your life in the suburbs?
Your dull little life full of dull little things
And bring up the babies to be just like daddy
And maybe I'll be there when he gives out the wings

But God loves a drunk, although he's a fool
Oh he wets in his pants and he falls off his stool
And he can't hear the insults, and whispers go by him
As he leans in the doorway and he sings sally racket
He can't feel the cold rain beat down on his body
And soak through his clothes to the skin
O God loves a drunk, come raise up your glasses, amen

Will there be any pen-pushers up there in heaven?
Does crawling and wage-slaving win you God's love?
I pity you worms with your semis and pensions
If you think that'll get you to the kingdom above

Oh God loves a drunk, although he's a clown
Oh you can't help but laugh as he gags and falls down
But he don't give a curse for what people think of him
He screams at his demons alone in the darkness
He's staying alive for just one more pint bottle
Won't you throw him a few pennies, friend?
Ah God loves a drunk, for ever and ever, amen

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Re: I just
« Reply #4682 on: August 10, 2010, 04:32:51 AM »
Guess what I just did......
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Re: I just
« Reply #4683 on: August 18, 2010, 08:29:33 AM »
I just.......
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Re: I just
« Reply #4684 on: August 30, 2010, 02:06:28 AM »
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN..........
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Re: I just
« Reply #4685 on: August 30, 2010, 09:00:22 AM »
Cough...Cough....Oh my..... I just.... and one time for good measures  :rasta:
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Re: I just
« Reply #4686 on: August 31, 2010, 08:47:48 PM »
Smoking marijuana has saved my life at least twice.  And that's just today.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4687 on: September 01, 2010, 03:46:30 PM »
I like to smoke pot.  I think it's fun to grow pot, too, and it's a nice way to have plenty of WEED not only for yourself, but also to share with your friends.

I'd like to see more people growing pot.

Hell, I'd like to see more people smoking it, too.

BTW, "I just" smoked a bowl or three of some damn fine marijuana.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4688 on: September 01, 2010, 05:06:29 PM »
Smoke marijuana and destroy the Straight that still exists inside your head!!!!!!!
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Re: I just
« Reply #4689 on: September 01, 2010, 05:09:32 PM »
Quote from: "RTP2003"
Smoke marijuana and destroy the Straight that still exists inside your head!!!!!!!


It works on seed residue also.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4690 on: September 01, 2010, 05:11:04 PM »
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Smoke marijuana and destroy the Straight that still exists inside your head!!!!!!!


It works on seed residue also.


I'm pretty confident that it will help survivors of ANY program, particularly those of a Steppish bent.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4691 on: September 02, 2010, 10:32:52 AM »
Hell yeah... I just ... !!!!

PS: The Zig Zag man said he was getting a tatoo of me on his arm.... LOL   :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:
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Re: I just
« Reply #4692 on: September 02, 2010, 09:53:21 PM »
I just fucked a goddamn Nordic sex goddess. We smoked TBPITW before, during (that's right....) and after our fornication session......she gets me higher than heroin, and I rock her little world........can't wait til she wakes up so we can do our thing some more.   Marijuana and the oxytocin, PMA, PEA, and endorphins delivered to me by this sweet Scandinavian soul satisfier saves my life daily, I hope you are getting high like me and enjoying the wonders of nature, rolling in the rushes down by the riverside........I like to drink Scots whiskey, too........tell ya what, boy, smoking and drinking and fucking  beats shooting the shit anyday.....though sometimes I do feel like a vampire looking for his fix.......lucky for me she comes through..........and all this started with a little weed and just a touch......
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Re: I just
« Reply #4693 on: September 02, 2010, 10:11:21 PM »
I just... and had about 10 dollars worth of dollar draft around the corner... nuthin like it... as Psy's song he posted earlier, well.. I pretty good at drinking beer...  :seg:
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Re: I just
« Reply #4694 on: September 03, 2010, 08:18:15 AM »
I Just.....Wake and Bake on TBPITW...  :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:  :rasta:
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