Damn.....even when shit is fucked up for me these days, it's a lot better than it was oh, say, a year....or even six months, ago. Like I said, I smoke LOTS of high grade weed, drink damn good liquor, my fornication quotient is high (much more than recently, it was dry for a while, but I was strung out on dope and didn't really care----when you are a junkie, women tend to be a waste of good dope. Glad I'm over that delusion.)
So anyway, things are fucked up at this second, but I have faith in my wicked Self that I will prevail over all bullshit and obstacles---I am that fucking bad-assed, Honey, you should really get to know me.......and I don't give a flying fuck what your boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband thinks about it.
Anyway, I hope all you Fornitscaters and one-time victims of abusive programs find your way to some sort of semblance of happiness, or at least a real cool time. I can tell you what works for me----whatever the program you were in disapproved of, do exactly that. Take drugs. Drink liquor. Have promiscuous sex (or stick with a regular partner, if that's your thing, but whatever you do, GET FUCKED...........) Listen to music that you like , especially if it was considered "dangerous" by whatever mindfuck resort you attended. Pray to Satan. Or don't. Send me money (especially if ya owe me for services rendered----you know who you are......text me, I can't get airtime until you come off the cash you OWE ME). Call Miller Newton@ 727-392-3437. Go see a bad band, or a good movie. Smoke another joint. Start your own religion. Write your congressman, tell him I said to fuck off. Wear revealing clothes, particularly if you are female, attractive, and in my general vicinity. Go to bars you normally wouldn't frequent. Do hard drugs, and attend an early service of a religion you don't believe in, and try to see what the appeal is to those that do. Look for $20 bills on the ground, and when you find one, explain it by either: A) Your subconcious mind manifesting it in physical reality OR B) You are in tune with reality and focused on finding stray $20 bills. Smoke more pot. Talk to someone of the opposite sex that you find attractive, but don't intend to fuck. If they try to seduce you, go ahead and fuck them. Keep a journal of your dreams. Take acid. Listen to old jazz records and sip on gin and tonic. Fornicate. Quit worrying about your kids for a minute or two, if they are half as competent as you are after following the advice on this list, they will turn out OK. Try ayahuasca. Enroll in a yoga class. Eat a greasy bacon cheeseburger at a local diner, the earlier in the AM, the better. Buy a bum a cup of coffee. Fly across the continent with $400 and a Jansport bag full of clothes, you'll do fine.
Take candy from strangers. Don't cooperate with law enforcement agents. Watch the sunset. Eat sushi. Have a drunken conversation with somone ten years or more older than you. Fake your own death. Smoke some more high grade marijuana. Enjoy..........