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Re: I just
« Reply #4785 on: December 12, 2010, 10:25:35 PM »
Damn.....even when shit is fucked up for me these days, it's a lot better than it was oh, say, a year....or even six months, ago.    Like I said, I smoke LOTS of high grade weed, drink damn good liquor, my fornication quotient is high (much more than recently, it was dry for a while, but I was strung out on dope and didn't really care----when you are a junkie, women tend to be a waste of good dope.   Glad I'm over that delusion.)

So anyway, things are fucked up at this second, but I have faith in my wicked Self that I will prevail over all bullshit and obstacles---I am that fucking bad-assed, Honey, you should really get to know me.......and I don't give a flying fuck what your boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband thinks about it.

Anyway, I hope all you Fornitscaters and one-time victims of abusive programs find your way to some sort of semblance of happiness, or at least a real cool time.  I can tell you what works for me----whatever the program you were in disapproved of, do exactly that.  Take drugs.  Drink liquor.  Have promiscuous sex (or stick with a regular partner, if that's your thing, but whatever you do, GET FUCKED...........) Listen to music that you like , especially if it was considered "dangerous" by whatever mindfuck resort you attended.  Pray to Satan.  Or don't.  Send me money (especially if ya owe me for services rendered----you know who you are......text me, I can't get airtime until you come off the cash you OWE ME). Call Miller [email protected] 727-392-3437.  Go see a bad band, or a good movie.  Smoke another joint.  Start your own religion.  Write your congressman, tell him I said to fuck off.  Wear revealing clothes, particularly if you are female, attractive, and in my general vicinity.  Go to bars you normally wouldn't frequent.  Do hard drugs, and attend an early service of a religion you don't believe in, and try to see what the appeal is to those that do.  Look for $20 bills on the ground, and when you find one, explain it by either: A) Your subconcious mind manifesting it in physical reality OR   B) You are in tune with reality and focused on finding stray $20 bills.  Smoke more pot.  Talk to someone of the opposite sex that you find attractive, but don't intend to fuck.  If they try to seduce you, go ahead and fuck them.  Keep a journal of your dreams.  Take acid.  Listen to old jazz records and sip on gin and tonic.  Fornicate.  Quit worrying about your kids for a minute or two, if they are half as competent as you are after following the advice on this list, they will turn out OK.   Try ayahuasca.  Enroll in a yoga class.  Eat a greasy bacon cheeseburger at a local diner, the earlier in the AM, the better.  Buy a bum a cup of coffee.  Fly across the continent with $400 and a Jansport bag full of clothes, you'll do fine.
Take candy from strangers.  Don't cooperate with law enforcement agents.  Watch the sunset.  Eat sushi.  Have a drunken conversation with somone ten years or more older than you.  Fake your own death.  Smoke some more high grade marijuana.  Enjoy..........
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Re: I just
« Reply #4786 on: December 12, 2010, 10:50:22 PM »
Thanks RTP...  I just.....
laughed my ass off.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4787 on: December 12, 2010, 11:38:19 PM »
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....  Try ayahuasca... Enjoy..........
Interthingy tells me: Psychoactive "Ayahuasca (ayawaska in the Quechua language) caapi, or yajé, is produced from the stem bark of the vines Banisteriopsis caapi and B. inebrians..."   
   
Hmmm, that’s a new one for me and [Edited: re: my behavior over the past year] Santa not withstanding I’m going to look into trying this one
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Re: I just
« Reply #4788 on: December 13, 2010, 06:16:46 AM »
Wouldnt it be great to do bongrips o salvia with motherfuckin miley cyrus? Whens the goddamn sex tape comin out? Hey lindsey lohan called . Said shell be right over..... :roflmao: I blame the whole thing on Rational Ralph. Call his ass up @           1 800 touch it. Im suing thatb fucker.     and remember ......If your gonna drive,for the love of god, please...please  take the car. This has been a pubic cervix announcement. Brought to you by The Seamus Repubican Army,purveyors of genuine asshattery since 1962.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4789 on: December 14, 2010, 06:35:26 PM »
I just...and just...and just...
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Re: I just
« Reply #4790 on: December 14, 2010, 07:25:31 PM »
I just......
But I had to "just..." outside, (can't just ...in the house you know)  
And man is it fucking cold!!!
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Re: I just
« Reply #4791 on: December 14, 2010, 09:04:38 PM »
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Wouldnt it be great to do bongrips o salvia with motherfuckin miley cyrus? Whens the goddamn sex tape comin out? Hey lindsey lohan called . Said shell be right over..... :roflmao: I blame the whole thing on Rational Ralph. Call his ass up @           1 800 touch it. Im suing thatb fucker.     and remember ......If your gonna drive,for the love of god, please...please  take the car. This has been a pubic cervix announcement. Brought to you by The Seamus Repubican Army,purveyors of genuine asshattery since 1962.


        sorry,drunk posting..............got intouch with my inner asshat.......sorry
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Re: I just
« Reply #4792 on: December 14, 2010, 09:32:26 PM »
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Re: I just
« Reply #4793 on: December 17, 2010, 09:52:56 PM »
Still smokin'...........TBPITW.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4794 on: December 18, 2010, 06:20:43 AM »
rational ralph touched my junk...pervy tosser! goddamn him ,and that rational rachel, she just sits in the corner,day after day, diddling herself over and over again......that bitch.....she wont let me watch either......slut. :seg:  :D
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Re: I just
« Reply #4795 on: December 18, 2010, 11:06:37 AM »
I just......and will continue to do so.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4796 on: December 18, 2010, 08:49:15 PM »
I just......
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Re: I just
« Reply #4797 on: December 18, 2010, 11:55:31 PM »
I'm just.............about to. And seamus, you NEED to.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4798 on: December 19, 2010, 08:46:31 PM »
I just.....and I damn sure will a couple times more before I head back to California.  Then I'm really gonna start smoking, about 15 minutes after landing.
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Re: I just
« Reply #4799 on: December 21, 2010, 03:18:45 AM »
I just smoked a few tokes of Casey Jones, OG Kush, and some Purple Kush as I watched the lunar eclipse from beautiful (but cloudy and cold) Berkeley.  Thanks to Anne Bonney, KPickle, Woof-a-Doof, and the film crew for making my Florida trip an amazing one.   You guys fucking rock, and I'm gonna burn a few more tokes of TBPITW in your collective honor.
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