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Anonymous:
Danny Bennison is walking an 8 year old boy into the woods, and the little boy says, "Mister, it's dark. I'm scared."

So, Danny says, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back to the car alone."

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Anonymous:

--- Quote from: "Chester the Molester" ---Danny Bennison is walking an 8 year old boy into the woods, and the little boy says, "Mister, it's dark. I'm scared."

So, Danny says, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back to the car alone."

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ole shit.

Anonymous:
girl: if we get married you stop smoking

boy: ok


girl: you should also stop drinking


boy: ok


girl: and stop going to bars too


boy: ok


girl: uhmm what else do you have to stop?

boy: uhmm the idea of marrying YOU !!


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Anonymous:
Haha! nice thread!  :notworthy:  :notworthy:  :notworthy: Thanks for sharing..

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