Real "ADULT LIKE" of you fArt. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
I guess the saying goes..Some poeple were born with a silver spoon in their mouth, and some (fArt) were born with "DICKS" in their mouth. :jamin:
I think the reason why fArt likes to speak of dicks so much is because when he was a child, his daddy must of forced his penis down fArts throat. At first to keep him from crying, then as fArt gre older he started to like it, as well as his daddy!! :tup: Later when fArt grew into his teens and young adult hood, he tried to date women but succumb to great rejection as fArt did not simply know how to act when in the company of a women. See fArts daddy never taught fArt about the "Birds and the Bees", all fArt knew was the birds or the bees, never the both. So fArt grew out of control and his daddy and mommy thought it would be best to send fArt off the elan, where they hoped he could be straightened out. Well Kruglik took full advantage of that and started by making fArt suck his dick with promises of quick promotions through the dictomoy. fArt grew more found of the dick and developed an respect for it, as it eventially landed him a job at elan. From there, fArt tried to use the same tactics as did Kruglik on him, but sucummed to resistence, and getting beat up by elan students. fArt knew he would continue to get his head kicked in, so he tried to make it with the young women, but unfortuneatly was rejected again.
fArt later left elan as he could not fully learn the way of the Kruglik, so he ventured back to his home state (IL) and then seeked out drug addicted women and used drugs and alcohol to lure them into a hotel room. fArt later discovered that the drugs and alcohol were not enough and he knew that the women he wanted to have sex with needed to be unconcious. So fArt used date rape drugs to incompacitate his female victums and had his way with them. it wasn't soon after that, where fArt developed a fear of getting caught and sent to jail, so fArt focused his attention on young grade school boys and girls. It was much easier for fArt both (Mentally and Physically) cause fArt functioned just slightly under their capacity and all he needed was a bag of candy to lure them away and into his sick, twisted world.
Then the next best thing happened which fArt discovered "The internet". Here was a place were fArt could mouth off and let out all his frustrations from the safety of his parents basement. fArt also seeked pleasure in lieing about himself and presenting a false image of himself and his little possessions and turned his row boat into a sail boat. :rocker: The obese junk man known as fArt will forever have big envy issues with whom ever crosses his path. The jealously that consumes fArt will eventially be his down fall and will one day cause fArt to snap and hopefully lands in a mental institute or prison, where he can become someones bitch. :roflmao: :roflmao:
Here's to ya fella :fuckoff: :twofinger: :fuckoff:
