KIDS BEWARE!!!!!!

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KIDS!!! IF YOUR PARENTS TRY AND TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE YOU DON'T KNOW, DON'T GO! OR BRING A KNIFE ALONG WITH YOU!!

IF THEY TRY TO FORCE YOU INTO A PROGRAM, YOU SHOULD KILL EVERYONE YOU NEED TO IN ORDER TO GET OUT OF THAT SITUATION!

YOU MAY GET CHARGED FOR MURDER, BUT YOU WILL AVOID GOING INTO A PROGRAM, AND WILL HELP THE CAUSE! BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE MORE DEATHS THAT OCCUR, THE MORE THEY'LL BE PRESSURED TO DO SHUT DOWN...ANYWAY, BETTER SOMEONE ELSE THAN YOU, RIGHT???

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I take it that this post is a joke. But, it would be useful for kids to have information about how to respond when they are confronted with an 'escort service.'

Say you are 15, sitting on the couch in your underwear playing a video game while waiting to go to school in the morning, and two strangers suddenly appear claiming they are going to take you to a wilderness camp for a couple weeks.

Background: your parents are divorced. You are living with your mom but want to live with your dad. Your mom is almost psycho about the idea of you living with your dad.  She is has already threatened to put you in a military school to keep you from being with your father. (change mother and father as you see fit)

You ask the two strangers if your dad knows what is going on, and they say "He does not need to know."  

How do you respond? What do you do?