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Offline Anonymous

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chickens and trees
« on: November 24, 2003, 01:09:00 PM »
I have really big problems. Ever since my parents sent me to live in the woods for three weeks I have been addicted to having sex with forest creatures.  They are so fuzzy and cute so I like to stick my wee-wee in them.  My wee-wee my wee-wee my wee-wee.  Has anyone here ever fucked a chicken?  Bock Bock Bock chicken bock bock here chickie chickie chickie.  I have to burp. Oh trees too.   Poop poop poop :em:
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Offline Anonymous

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2003, 02:45:00 PM »
I must say that is one of the funniest things I have ever read.  You are quite scary and need serious professional help.  I however have fucked my share of chickens and found them to be very satisfying lovers.  Especially in the rain.
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2003, 02:53:00 PM »
Of course, if you screw a chicken without the help of a little Crisco, you're out of your freakin' mind. BTW, you know that thing between a dogs legs? (It tastes kind of salty...)
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