Israel and the weather -

[ajax13]

Yes, I eat pork.  What gave you any impression of my diet?

[none-ya]

I was thinking maybe you were jewish.

[ajax13]

That is a moving display of the vast power of the human mind, None-ya.  I am humbled.  It's like Beethoven, Einstein, Picasso and Jonathan Swift melded into a single brilliant jet.

[none-ya]

Or a muslim.

[RTP2003]

.....so this Jewish guy is sitting at a bar, drinking a gin & tonic, when a Chinese guy sits down next to him and orders a beer.  The Chinese guy sits there, minding his own business, drrinking his beer, until finally, the Jewish guy next to him can't stand it.  He turns and shoves the Chinese guy off his bar stool.   The Chinese man, indignant, asks the Jewish guy "What the hell was that for?  I've never done anything to you."

The Jewish guy replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."

The Chinese guy says "You idiot!  I am Chinese!  Pearl Harbor was attacked by the Japanese!"

The Jewish man retorts "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese.........it's all the same to me."

The next day, at the same bar, the Jewish guy and the Chinese guy just happen to be seated adjacent to each other again.  The Chinese guy turns and shoves the Jewish guy off the bar stool, pushing him to the ground.

Indignant and offended, the Jewish guy says "What the Hell was that for?" to which the Chinese guy replies, "That was for the Titanic."

"The Titanic!" the Jewish man exclaims, "I had nothing to do with that!  The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

The Chinese man retorted, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg........it's all the same to me."


Thank you!  Thank you!  Tip your bartenders and remember, don't drink and drive!  I'll be here all week.........

[webdiva]

.....so this Jewish guy is sitting at a bar, drinking a gin & tonic, when a Chinese guy sits down next to him and orders a beer.  The Chinese guy sits there, minding his own business, drrinking his beer, until finally, the Jewish guy next to him can't stand it.  He turns and shoves the Chinese guy off his bar stool.   The Chinese man, indignant, asks the Jewish guy "What the hell was that for?  I've never done anything to you."

The Jewish guy replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."

The Chinese guy says "You idiot!  I am Chinese!  Pearl Harbor was attacked by the Japanese!"

The Jewish man retorts "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese.........it's all the same to me."

The next day, at the same bar, the Jewish guy and the Chinese guy just happen to be seated adjacent to each other again.  The Chinese guy turns and shoves the Jewish guy off the bar stool, pushing him to the ground.

Indignant and offended, the Jewish guy says "What the Hell was that for?" to which the Chinese guy replies, "That was for the Titanic."

"The Titanic!" the Jewish man exclaims, "I had nothing to do with that!  The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

The Chinese man retorted, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg........it's all the same to me."


Thank you!  Thank you!  Tip your bartenders and remember, don't drink and drive!  I'll be here all week.........

I heard this joke in the last 2 weeks but don't remember where! lol