Oh, be still, my beating heart. Danny is going to go away. If only it were plausible...
Anyway, Danno, I haven't lied to you. I just find it ironic that Whooter, using one of his many logins, Mitt Romney, actually just made up a shitpot of falsehoods and you ate it up, hook, line and sinker whilst never even being aware how Whooter is playing you like a fiddle and getting you to do and say the things his carefully crafted marketing persona ought not to say, lest his cover be blown.
Sadly, Danny, you're too ignorant even to realize you're a dupe. Once more, let me reiterate, I was never a resident at any treatment facilities, TTI or conventional, community-based. No matter how you struggle to fit me into that mold, it just isn't so (and, yes, before you ask again, this means I did not go to Straight).
I will offer you my CV just to avoid any further "misconceptions" on your part:
1992 BA, dual major, psychology and sociology, concentrations in early childhood development and juvenile delinquency, respectively.
1995 MSW
1998 MCSE (mostly worthless now, as this is a Windows NT certificate and is well outdated)
2005 MBA, Human Resources Management
2009 PhD, Economics (this is a research degree, I am not an economist)
I have been very fortunate to work for a great company who paid for my MBA and PhD. All of my academic acheivements came after a felony arrest and conviction at the age of 19 under New York's draconian Rockefeller laws. I was a sophomore living in a fraternity house with 50 other brothers and several of us were quite enterprising in selling all sorts of controlled substances to other college kids, but I was not a heavy user of hard drugs, preferring the typical pot and acid diet of a college kid. I made a boatload of money, squirreled it away and subsequently spent it all, and then some, on my legal defense to insure I didn't get sent up for 25 years after four of us got pinched. Instead I had to go through a state program called "Shock Camp" which is the typical model used at kiddie boot camps now - highly abusive, brutal and nearly totally ineffective at reducing recidivism. I am happily married to a 5th grade school teacher and have one child, a baby girl, 5 months old today. I have posted this before and have always been 100% honest about it. I doubt you'll get any such honesty from Whooter or any of his other personalities.
Are you happy now, Danny? I hope so, because you are one miserable son of a bitch, boy.