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Offline Barney Bennison

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Barney Bennison
« on: October 19, 2010, 04:27:29 PM »
Hey everybody I wanted to introduce myself to the group here before I started posting anything. My name is Barney Bennison. I have a brother who posts here all the time. You may know him.
I don't get along with my brother too well because as many of you have already found out, he is a real asshole. I grew up with the bastard ok so I know. I have decided to come here to Fornits and confront my brother directly and publicly about the things he has done. Stay Tuned!

Barney (Bubba) Bennison
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 04:29:08 PM »
ummmmmmmmmm...... ??????????????????????????????????????????????......................................wtf? Another parody?
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 04:34:12 PM »
Welcome to the board Barney. It sounds like this should get very interesting. Brother vs Brother. wow!
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2010, 04:36:32 PM »
Shaggo, I don't know if I would assume it was really Danny's bro. He could be a big purple Irish dino...
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 04:44:16 PM »
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Shaggo, I don't know if I would assume it was really Danny's bro. He could be a big purple Irish dino...


Yeah but I figured it will be entertaining either way.

BTW Danny where are you? You have a visitor. Come out and say hello.
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 02:10:51 PM »
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Shaggo, I don't know if I would assume it was really Danny's bro. He could be a big purple Irish dino...


Yeah but I figured it will be entertaining either way.

BTW Danny where are you? You have a visitor. Come out and say hello.

Where the hell is Danny-Boy... Don't he still love his brother ???
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Offline Anne Bonney

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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 02:31:31 PM »
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Shaggo, I don't know if I would assume it was really Danny's bro. He could be a big purple Irish dino...


Yeah but I figured it will be entertaining either way.

BTW Danny where are you? You have a visitor. Come out and say hello.

Where the hell is Danny-Boy... Don't he still love his brother ???


Maybe he's in the Time Out Room?

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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 02:38:26 PM »
He has been MIA for awhile now. I thought he would come back to talk to his brother. WTF?
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 02:54:24 PM »
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He has been MIA for awhile now. I thought he would come back to talk to his brother. WTF?

Do you honestly miss him?  I sure don't miss him threatening me.
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2010, 03:15:43 PM »
DANNY I have been reading your posts and I can see that you have treated people here real bad. I know you are reading this right now. Look, I am in need of a small loan. Can you help a brother out? Call me or I will start talking about how you treated me after you got out of that treatment place Elan. You were so mean after that! Why Danny?

Barney (Bubba) Bennison
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2010, 04:09:54 PM »
This has got to be a joke...

But hey can I have a loan, too? I just brought a new car and had to do home repairs. (I am really NOT seeing the American-valued joys of ownership right now.) It's not in my nature to threaten though, but maybe you can earn some brownie somewhere?
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 07:20:12 PM »
It sounds like Barney has alot to say to his brother. I hope Danny comes out of hiding soon so we can all see this family reunion happen. Hey Barney, was danny a tool when he was a kid? He sure turned out that way when he grew up. Just curious.
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2010, 07:30:05 PM »
Quote from: "Whootie Fish"
He has been MIA for awhile now. I thought he would come back to talk to his brother. WTF?


 If he was real I would respond,but say the least her is not. I have no Brother. My last sentence refers to Whooters frustration sometimes with malicious posters who blatantly beat up other posters they see as weaker. Short comings: (character flaws (peccadilloes) slight nuance of a larger flaw) Whooter sometimes shows these nuances in his defense, to a post. Shit...what fuckin' bullshit...such a waste of valuable time... Trying to conduct any sort of "debate" with these assclowns is like trying to screw a gorilla in the ass with no vaseline. That is all. This is your usual response to any argument you feel that is out of your control. Go play.I have a life go find your own. Danny has come out of hiding as you call it, :peace:  :peace:



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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2010, 07:35:32 PM »
^^ :feedtrolls:  ^^
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Re: Barney Bennison
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 07:36:33 PM »
Quote from: "Froderik"
^^ :feedtrolls:  ^^
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