Seamus,Earl of Donnybrook, king of failed relationships,promotes the following post break-up retinue:
1 -Drink,Drink like they aint gonna make anymore.
2- Listen to Houndog Taylor & the Houserockers song "she's gone" jacked up to 11,
DO IT NOW, do it till the cops come.
3-Go fuck the most insipid person you can think of,fuck em like your ass is on fire and the rest is made of matches.
4-Rinse,repeat.....
5 Grab yourself by the throat and make yourself get up,and keep moving,cause sitting still will fucking kill you.
OK,OK prolly not the BEST advice you ever got but the intention was good,(seems failed relationships come along w the territory , dont it) :nods: