God save me from your followers

[none-ya]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1

[T-Rex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk&NR=1

There are zealots that need to stop but on the whole I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

[none-ya]

Please do not follow me. Do not follow anyone. Anybody who tells you to follow them cannot be trusted. PERIOD!

[wdtony]

Haha, Harry Potter would have been put to death.....that's rich.

That's why I believe in the force. Jedi's don't try to convert you or brainwash you. And they have light sabers!

I still love this song anyway:

"Goin up to the spirit in the sky, that's where I'm gonna go when I die, when you die and you're laid down to rest you're gonna go to the place that's the best....."  "Gotta have a friend in Jesus"

My belief is that if Jesus were alive today and he went to this Jesus camp, he would probably call the cops.

[T-Rex]

Please do not follow me. Do not follow anyone. Anybody who tells you to follow them cannot be trusted. PERIOD!

I am not following just anyone (human), I thought we were talking in a spiritual sense.

[psy]

Jedi's don't try to convert you or brainwash you

Obe wan converting Luke? Jedi mind trick?

[wdtony]

Jedi's don't try to convert you or brainwash you

Obe wan converting Luke? Jedi mind trick?

these aren't the droids you're looking for...

Yeah, ok, ...but they have light sabres! ...in assorted colors!

[none-ya]

T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

[T-Rex]

T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

[Dr. Acula]

T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

[DannyB II]

T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

[Dr. Acula]

T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?

I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

[DannyB II]

T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:
HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:
This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.

[Dr. Acula]

T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:
HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:
This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.

YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHY WOULD I BE NICE TO A CHILD ABUSeR LIKE YOU?
 :fuckoff: YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN HEAD SHRINKER...

[DannyB II]

T-Rex wrote;
I would rather be following Jesus then some of you here.

None ya wrote:
Only some of us? Tell us which ones. Did you ask yourself, what would fornits do?
 
T-Rex wrote:
I think I meant this comment to be rhetorical, sorry did not mean to offend. "What would fornits do", that's
hillarious.

Felice wrote:
t-rEX......NICE NAME I THOUGHT THE DINOSAURS WERE GONE............ :fuckoff:

Danny wrote:
Aw, Felice, is your God not treating you nice, it is called Karma, "you get what you give", girl. Out with the negative force in with the negative force.
If your really feeling down and out, go help some folk who are already there. Extremely gratifying.

Felice wrote:
HEY DANNY-BOY DID YOU FORGET TO PUT ON YOUR MAGIC UNDERWEAR? SHALOM!

Danny wrote:
This is exactly what I mean, be nice Felice. I have done nothing to hurt you, as a matter of fact I tried to help you. You have a very strange way of communicating with the public.

YOU MUST HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHY WOULD I BE NICE TO A CHILD ABUSeR LIKE YOU?
 :fuckoff: YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN HEAD SHRINKER...

No I have not mistaken you for anyone. I am asking you to be nice.
 
You keep saying I am a child abuser, what child/children did I abuse. Since I was 17-19 yrs old when I worked at Elan and Mary Jones was the same age as I was, well, I could not have been a child abuser then, well I could have but that would have amounted to a child abusing a child that was being abused by a abused child. Ya know what I mean. Confusing at best.

So Felice, as you can read your statement, has no substance. I think you just like to say it, child abuser...child abuser...child abuser...child abuser....child abuser....child abuser....ect.......................

Your really feeling down today aren't ya. How can I pick ya up. Want me to tell you a church story, ok, I will. Since this is what this thread were hi-jacking is about.


The Sermon

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. He began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you we are but dust... "

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter(who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"