I saw Tom McGowan on Tuesday Sept. 2 and he urged me to obtain my Juvenile Records from the Court Records Annex in mid Pinellas County. I visited the facility on Thursday and guess what? They have absolutely no record of my being arrested for breaking into a chemical storage yard and stealing toluol, having it in my possession, or inhaling it, all which I went to court over. There is no record of my being placed on a years probation, or the subsequent Court Order placing me in the program for violating my probation. As far as I can tell, it was all an elaborate hoax.
But be just and fear not, for there is still the ancient and decrepit County Archives Building in downtown Clearwater, but it may prove to be an excersize in futility as well.
For all our inebriated guests who need things to be spelled out for them, what this means is........NO FANCY PAPER FOR THE GOOD LAWYER-MAN to wave at THE BAD LAWYER-MAN, but it's not all bad now is it? On the up-side, my mother has agreed to making a statement and having it NOTARIZED giving sworn testimony on how the Straight Officials fooled her into a court ordered program, which would cost her 3 times the standard fee, what with me being such a "hard case" and all.