Tuesday Night: 100% chance of trolling. Trolling may peter off by 2:00 EST.
Wednesday: 75% chance of trolling. Trolling may be heavy at times. References to fecal matter may occur.
Wednesday Night: 80% chance of trolling and a 70% chance of programmie bullshit. Watch for unexpected interactions, disturbing material, and oblique paraphilic admissions on the part of various idiots.
Thursday: 70% chance of trolling, with scattered fecal matter and a sprinkling of fucktwit parents with a chance of more dead kids.
Thursday Night: 66% chance of trolling. Dox and fecal matter may be dropped.
Friday: Trolling is likely to continue. Character of trolling may change overnight alcohol consumption.
Saturday: Clear, with a slight chance of trolling. Programmie bullshit likely.
Sunday: Clear, with a slight chance of confidential material.
Monday: Possible resurgence of trolling.