i guess our pink panty wearin' pals got a lot of time on his hands between his wonderful stand in job in 1997. and his grave yard shift, fork lift job evenings at best buy warehouse in san bernardino county. and over 40. pleh!
its been goin' on 13 years since he had the chance to be on the set. unfortunately, it wasn't ever in front of the camera when it is actually turned on.
i know, i know, erica, you were on the set of the final "party" scene on the beach in venice in that glorious movie you were in. all staff was invited for that. and i am sure you hung out, and lapped as many trousers as you could -- and to no avail. obviously!
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you know, the film i'm talkin' about -- the one that i wasn't in.
actually, i got paid 1500.00 a day for union stunts. you got 40.00 a day, as a non-union - for 12 hours of standing around, and eating kraft service. and getting fat.
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you seem to have read every word about me on the internet, and managed to even find time to post on youtube.
but, a cursory inspection of eric beer quickly shows -- er... nothing!
a life time of accomplishing absolutely nothing. and doing it all on the wrong side of the mountain.
your a loser dude.
a complete loser.
you know it.
i know it.
an "actor" acting happy inside his studio apartment home.
and i'm gonna learn to fly.
dude, four weeks i'll be performing at the house of blues on sunset. i'll have your name on the guest list. and i'll make sure the staff points you out to me - if you have to balls to show.
i promise you the ass kicking you deserve at the end of the evening.
so, c'mon - show up.
its not like you have anything better to do -- waiting around almost a decade and a half for the dog to get tossed a bone.
pathetic existence -- you.
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