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Has anyone spent anytime in Russia?
Anonymous:
Sosya houyevich
translation:
Sucky dickevich/Suckya cockavich
Anonymous:
some resources:
http://www.hotrussianbrides.com/
http://www.dream-marriage.com/
http://www.club10.com/
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http://www.russianbrides.com/
http://www.chanceforlove.com/
http://www.ualadys.com/
http://www.ualadys.com/
http://www.blossoms.com/
it's all about the bling, yo! the more you pay, the hotter and more hardworking your future "soul mate" will be. Some of these organizations do regular auctions. I recommend you attend one as you can get a better deal. If you've ever been to a cattle auction in texas or colorado then you should be familiar with the system. otherwise, dont forget to haggle.
Che Gookin:
This thread only keeps getting better and better.
Anonymous:
those names are classic....absolutely brilliant.
Zhenya Kzolotuvichnaya = Zhenya is either "Jane" or "wife" depending on accent. Kzolotuvichnaya is "to-gold-vichnaya" (vichnaya is suffix) therefore it's "wife to gold" or "married to gold"
Muzhik trakit zhenshin = Dude fucks women. funny thing is it fits a russian name....if you're from some exotic locale in middle of nowhere russia.
Anonymous:
--- Quote from: "Vladimir Piniskin" --- A quality russian prostitute in saudi arabia earns around two hundred an hour, and considering i usually end up "buying" them (nah, just recycling) an entire wardrobe full of jewlery and fur coats, it takes them a very, very long time to pay off the debt.
--- End quote ---
First of all, the price of a russian prostitute has gone down since obama's election. unless you got some exceptionally hot, exceptionally young "virgin" girls...but then you'd be charging much more than that. Ever since Obama took office more americans have been coming over. Those arabs have lightened up a bit and so have the american blondes. plus...with the recession and everything all the american golddiggers are looking elsewhere. and we all know how much hotter those american girls are. they dont call it a "melting pot" for nothing!
second of all, great idea with the recycling! I never thought of that, i feel so stupid. WTF does a russian girl need a fur coat and jewlery for in arabia? they friggin wear burkas around all day till they get in the club, and then they wear nothing. bitches prolly sold the shit so i can take their GPS chips out their thighs and free them sooner. I can cut my losses and expenditures at the same time! i'll be saving millions of dollars! thanks so much, you're a genius. I'm friggin retarted...all this vodka and kazakh opium is getting to my head. time to switch to everclear and fentanyl - it's not as foggy.
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