i had applied for a job in a remote jungle as a kindergarten teacher.
I GOT THE JOB!!!
120 kids from 0 - 6 all at my beck and call.
they were of course, court ordered liars, thieves and drug users.
so, whenever i had my way with them, they would run -- hyperventilating to their court ordered mommies, and cops, and of course -- nobody believed the horrible things i was doing, except the spirit of toonces and ch.
am i right or right wing?
oh...
and erica imbdeer, sally geepers, gref duhl, incapacitated, guests 1 - 9999999999999999999, and the rest of the right. along with coulter (i didn't plagiarize!!!), hannity, bill o the clown, barker and satan's cheerleaders. let's not forget that nigger hater, peckerwood himself -- just one more!
you should see their faces when they are dragged in kicking and screaming the next day.
oh the horror!
goody goody gum drops!
you know, they won't last 3.5 once their parents are gone!!!
