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Newest Fornits member: "CALO attourney"
« on: June 19, 2009, 07:46:38 PM »
Hello, CALO attorney. Have fun with your intimidation tactics that will get you no where!

Fornits, please post every hilarious threat from the Change Academy Lake Ozarks torture chamber.

Can you imagine how fantastic this will be if CALO is stupid enough to bring this to court? Imagine the CALO survivors who will appear to testify about it? Imagine the fact its a torture chamber being itemized in a court of law? Imagine it trying to claim "hippa" privilege when it is in no way a medical body?
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Re: Newest Fornits member: "CALO attourney"
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 11:24:49 PM »
It would be nice if they could hire a liar for hire that can spell attorney properly.

Protip: Mozilla offers a built in spell checker. It helps when you are trolling and want to look semi-credible.
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Re: Newest Fornits member: "CALO attourney"
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 11:36:00 PM »
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It would be nice if they could hire a liar for hire that can spell attorney properly.

Protip: Mozilla offers a built in spell checker. It helps when you are trolling and want to look semi-credible.

Protip: don’t idiotically presume posters are trolls  on a seemingly random basis. It helps when you don’t want to turn every string into a  exchange of predicable insults.
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Re: Newest Fornits member: "CALO attourney"
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2009, 01:01:36 AM »
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean
Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box
Religion is the smile on a dog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-do ya?

shove me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

What I am is what I am
You what you are or what?
What I am is what I am
You what you are or what?

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean

Philosophy, is a walk on the slippery rocks
Religion is a light in a fog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-do ya?

shove me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep
Choke me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep

What I am is what I am
You what you are or what?
What I am is what I am
You what you are or what?
What I am is what I am
You what you are or what you are
What I am is what I am
You what you are or what?

now now now now
I say, I say, I say
I do hey-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-ay

shove me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep (repeat 4 times)
don't let me get to deep (repeat 4 times)
What I am is what I am
You what you are or what?
What I am is what I am
You what you are or what?
What I am is what I am
You what you are or what you are
What I am is what I am
You what you are or what?
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Re: Newest Fornits member: "CALO attourney"
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2009, 01:11:38 AM »
ME SEND PM. YOU BE SCARED. ME SEND YOU TEXT MESSAGE NEXT. WHAT IS YOUR AIM? ME AIM YOU THREAT
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Re: Newest Fornits member: "CALO attourney"
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2009, 09:02:32 AM »
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Protip: don’t idiotically presume posters are trolls on a seemingly random basis. It helps when you don’t want to turn every string into a exchange of predicable insults.

Protip: I was trash talking the lawyer not the OP. I was under the impression that the OP's spelling of attorney was a replication of the user's screen name. However, this seems not to be the case and given the dynamics of phpbb not allowing you to replicate screen names with guest aliases I see why he did write attourney rather than attorney.

The harm is incredibly absent from the foul, but if it makes you feel any better, "Your feet smell worse than an elephant's arsehole". Consider that the first and last volley I'll salvo on this deep textual repartee.
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Re: Newest Fornits member: "CALO attourney"
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2009, 05:55:27 PM »
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Protip: don’t idiotically presume posters are trolls on a seemingly random basis. It helps when you don’t want to turn every string into a exchange of predicable insults.

Protip: I was trash talking the lawyer not the OP. I was under the impression that the OP's spelling of attorney was a replication of the user's screen name. However, this seems not to be the case and given the dynamics of phpbb not allowing you to replicate screen names with guest aliases I see why he did write attourney rather than attorney.

The harm is incredibly absent from the foul, but if it makes you feel any better, "Your feet smell worse than an elephant's arsehole". Consider that the first and last volley I'll salvo on this deep textual repartee.
Sorry!
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Re: Newest Fornits member: "CALO attourney"
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2009, 08:36:11 PM »
Same for me as well, your feet clearly do not smell like an elephant's arsehole.
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