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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2009, 06:07:11 PM »
...........and then get really really stoned and listen to god's word in our own head and experience divinity firsthand..... instead of reading what someone said that someone else told them and so on so forth to the power of 666 and then redacted fifty times and then try to interpret from that what someone thought someone told them about what some other dude thinks might be the word of god.
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2009, 04:56:52 AM »
I follow the Lords of Cobol.
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2009, 05:06:51 AM »
I used to believe in the Masonic Grand Architect in the sense that everything was the result of a design. Then I realized how crazy that notion is when I woke up one morning on a subway after passing out on it for 5 hours. If there is a Grand Architect of sorts he/she/it must either be blind or one hell of a sadist.
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2009, 05:33:50 AM »
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I used to believe in the Masonic Grand Architect in the sense that everything was the result of a design. Then I realized how crazy that notion is when I woke up one morning on a subway after passing out on it for 5 hours. If there is a Grand Architect of sorts he/she/it must either be blind or one hell of a sadist.

People who live in lovecraft houses shouldn't throw eyes.
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2009, 06:24:25 AM »
Hey look what I found...
A. one who was blind but now can see
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2009, 09:35:29 AM »
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Who knows... you might be a Christian, and not even know it. This quiz is interesting... and it only works if you're honest.  http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/ ... Matic.aspx


Ooooooooooh, I'm an Orthodox Quaker & didn't even realize it.  :P
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2009, 05:25:35 PM »
1.    Reform Judaism  (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (95%)
4.    Baha'i Faith (94%)
5.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
6.    Neo-Pagan (83%)
7.    New Thought (79%)
8.    New Age (79%)
9.    Sikhism (79%)
10.    Mahayana Buddhism (77%)
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2009, 07:58:14 AM »
lol who knew.

1.    Unitarian Universalism  (100%)
2.    Neo-Pagan (94%)
3.    New Age (93%)
4.    New Thought (90%)
5.    Mahayana Buddhism (85%)
6.    Scientology (83%)
7.    Liberal Quakers (78%)
8.    Theravada Buddhism (78%)
9.    Hinduism (73%)
10.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
11.    Reform Judaism (68%)
12.    Sikhism (67%)
13.    Secular Humanism (65%)
14.    Jainism (62%)
15.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (62%)
16.    Taoism (53%)
17.    Nontheist (41%)
18.    Orthodox Judaism (40%)
19.    Baha'i Faith (39%)
20.    Orthodox Quaker (33%)
21.    Islam (25%)
22.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (21%)
23.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (17%)
24.    Eastern Orthodox (17%)
25.    Roman Catholic (17%)
26.    Seventh Day Adventist (11%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (5%)
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2009, 11:16:20 AM »
Quote from: "try another castle"
I follow the Lords of Cobol.

I used to, but Caprica 6 converted me.......
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Unitarians can smoke pot, right?
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2009, 12:06:55 PM »
1.  Unitarian Universalism (100%)  
2.  Neo-Pagan (79%)  
3.  Theravada Buddhism (79%)  
4.  Secular Humanism (77%)  
5.  Liberal Quakers (75%)  
6.  New Age (73%)  
7.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)  
8.  Mahayana Buddhism (60%)  
9.  Nontheist (58%)  
10.  Taoism (52%)  
11.  Hinduism (47%)  
12.  Sikhism (46%)  
13.  Scientology (44%)  
14.  New Thought (42%)  
15.  Reform Judaism (41%)  
16.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)  
17.  Jainism (31%)  
18.  Baha'i Faith (22%)  
19.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)  
20.  Orthodox Quaker (22%)  
21.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)  
22.  Eastern Orthodox (11%)  
23.  Islam (11%)  
24.  Orthodox Judaism (11%)  
25.  Roman Catholic (11%)  
26.  Seventh Day Adventist (11%)  
27.  Jehovah's Witness (0%)
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Re: Tell Fornits what kind of "christian" you are thread.
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2009, 06:36:33 AM »
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Quote from: "try another castle"
I follow the Lords of Cobol.

I used to, but Caprica 6 converted me.......


She has a habit of doing that.

Give me Leoben any day. mm mmm nom nom
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