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HIDDEN LAKE ACADEMY,INC. FILES BANKRUPTCY
Anonymous:
"Spongecake" on trial...hypothetical of-course
Federal prosecutor:
Did you ever send minor children to do work on your various properties, including family property to save contractor money? Are you aware this is illegal? OSHA violations
Defendant Answer: The children volunteered to clear land at Mount St. Helens, carry boulders to landscape the drive at HELL, paint various houses, etc
Federal prosecutor:
Are you aware of the Interstate Compacton the Placement of Children? Has ever accepted out of state children without notifing proper agancies? like DFC'S? ICPC violations
Defendant Answer: Never heard of it. It wouldn't pertain to HELL as we were lucky to operate under the radar of DHR/ORS until 2006.
Federal prosecutor: Sir, it is 2009.
Defendant Answer: I will look into it.
Federal prosecutor: Are you aware that it is mail fraud to withhold and open mail, that is addressed to another person, whether it be a child or adult? mail fraud
Defendant Answer: I do as I wish. It was to protect the children from their parents.
Federal porsecutor: Sir, are you aware of MAIL FRAUD - 18 U.S.C. 1341, makes it a Federal crime or offense for anyone to use the United States mails in carrying out a scheme to defraud.
A person can be found guilty of that offense only if all of the following facts are proved: First: That the person knowingly and willfully devised a scheme to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false pretenses, representations or promises; and Second: That the person used the United States Postal Service by mailing, or by causing to be mailed, some matter or thing for the purpose of executing the scheme to defraud.
Defendent Answer: I obviously know very little.
Federal prosecutor: With regard to THE CHURCH FUND, did you not willfully send out letters either personally or through your staff, to donors in order to obtain money that was never going to be used to build a CHURCH? Did you not, with full intent, defraud the donors and make misrepresentations by you or your staff?
Defendants Attorney: OBJECTION
Federal prosecutor: May we have a "side bar" your Honor?
Side bar: ThePeople request that we table this part of the cross-examination and request your Honor to allow The People to further pursue this line of questioning after the IRS is finished with him.
Judge: So ordered. We shall take a break for chicken - then convene with the IRS.
Stay tuned...
Anonymous:
Court convenes THE HONORABLE JUDGE CHICKEN PRESIDNG....Please rise.
Judge Chicken: Okay, I trust ya'll enjoyed the fried chicken. I sure did. Now to matters at hand. I know this is an unusual case,being that there are so many Federal agencies after your ass.. Mr. Spongecake. Mr. Spongecake??? Where is Mr. Spongecake?
Federal prosecutor: I don't see him your Honor.
Defendants Attorney: Your Honor, the defendant is temporarily disposed, he is refreshing his make-up.
Judge Chicken: I see, well, I could have stayed longer and had more of Aunt Jo Jo's fried chicken.
..Judge puts head down, along with prosecutor...
Defendants attorney: Mr. Spongecake is in the courtroom, your Honor.
Judge Chicken: Where? I don't see him? Mr. Spongecake, please rise. I said , please stand!
Spongecake: I am standing your Honor! and frankly, with all this shit coming down on me, I don't have a leg to stand on...I am really stumped your Honor.
Judge Chicken: Order! Advise your client that I will hold the jackass in contempt, especially if he does not hand over his nail tech. Okay now let us resume with a little dignity. We have another Federal prosecutor Federal prosecutor? Who the hell are you?
Federal prosecutor #2: I represent the IRS your honor.
Judge Chicken: Oh, forgive me, as I stated before, I did state this before, didn't I? There are so many Feds here, it is like a damn bakery. What number are you?
Federal prosecutor#2: #2 your Honor.
Judge Chicken: lucky you...you can sit in it with Spongecake.
Okay where did we leave off in this case? I know the other prosecutor this morning left off with some Church Fund that just plain disappeared...Poof.
Federal prosecutor#2: Your Honor, we, too, left off with the Church Fund. The IRS has many concerns, but may we start with this one?
Judge Chicken: By all means, and just to let ya'll know, I have pretty much made up my mind, especially where this is going, but if ya'll want to chat about it...
and we cut at 4:00 'cause I have this free bar dinner and I never miss them. I hear Ms. Jo Jo is cater'in.
Federal prosecutor: Your Honor, it is almost 4:00.
Defendants attorney: Your Honor, we object and at this time wish to file a motion for change of venue to Atlantis where we have more clout. Or your Honor could step down.
Federal Prosecutor#2: THE COUNTRY OBJECTS... to Atlantis.
Judge Chicken: I will take your motion into consideration..DENIED.We will adjourn until 1PM tomorrow, because I have the other Feds that would like another whack at youin the AM Mr. Spongecake. And, I am advising you to not do anymore pleading for that Church that ran away. IF you wish to raise money to find it,don't, call a CPA instead.
Prosecutor #2: Your Honor, The Church Fund??
Judge Chicken: Like I said ,"I pretty much made up my mind", it is arrivederci, baby. You understand that Mr. Spongebobcake, don't you?
Defendants: It's Spongecake, your Honor.
Judge Chicken: The prosecutor will prepare to finish up with the any proof of where the Church went and move on to the tax invasion,er, evasion and tax fraud.
Is that right?
..all rise..
Anonymous:
ROFLMAO Thanks for the comic relief. Does everything have to be heard in Judge Chicken's court.
How could it be any better for HLA in Atlantis?
Anonymous:
--- Quote from: "Ursus" ---
--- Quote from: "Guest 6" ---From his letter, he neglected to tell the remaining families, 17, from what I am told, maybe less after Spring break...Buccellato timed everything right. Kind of like politicians coming clean on Fridays, so the press is on a down turn for the weekend. What he failed to mention to the families, is no different than his non-existent fire drill plan, what the Hell are they to do if the place is sold? Contingency plan? There is the rumor of another facility getting prepped by a current parent.
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Current parent? Or former parent? Perhaps there's more than one parent involved...
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Current.
Anonymous:
Atlantis is connected to alot of places that have green foliage all over the place.
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