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Disease Mongering Engine
« on: May 12, 2009, 12:47:28 PM »
Create your own junk science quack disorder and turn it into a cash cow!

Disease Mongering Engine

Mine was PDAD:

Persistant Disorganized Anxiety Disorder (PDAD)

PDAD is defined as unstoppable, involuntary emotions and behaviors characterized by a striking inability to locate objects or information that occurs during episodes of extreme mental or emotional stress.

WARNING:  While the disease mongering engine is funny, the people responsible for it are NOT.  Natural News is tight with the Scientology freaks.  So...I wouldn't recommend chasing links off of it or you'll run into the lunacy of L. Ron very quickly.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2009, 02:22:34 PM by ZenAgent »
\"Allah does not love the public utterance of hurtful speech, unless it be by one to whom injustice has been done; and Allah is Hearing, Knowing\" - The Qur\'an

A PV counselor\'s description of his job:

\"I\'m there to handle kids that are psychotic, suicidal, homicidal, or have commited felonies. Oh yeah, I am also there to take them down when they are rowdy so the nurse can give them the booty juice.\"