Also, how the hell did you get that location?
Google Maps' directions and trial-and-error triangulation FTW. I just started picking spots 15 miles from San Fran International, then made sure they were 20 miles or so from Oakland Airport and 48 miles from the one in San Jose. The (random) address I picked fits all three fairly well.
Nowhere near the castro.
Eh, depends on your definition of near. It's close enough to guarantee the availablity of a fling for any closeted ed con. (But hell, just being in SF period accomplishes that..)
never mind. I can find out.
Where science fails, social engineering prevails.
You don't want to look stupid picking up a sign? All right. They like to pretend they can hobnob with members of the actual school system. They might even draw a few in. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to accomplish the reverse and drive whatever real educators might have been lured there away from the sick fucks.