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Offline Froderik

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Clone College
« on: March 17, 2009, 10:31:42 AM »
I've been looking for my clone... he must die.
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Re: Clone College
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2009, 01:26:59 AM »
how about clown college?

thats the last thing we need clones of... clowns.  :clown:
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Re: Clone College
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2009, 08:31:00 AM »
i felt the same way until I crossed paths with my doppelganger whereupon his equanimity portended the beneficia of replica homo sapius
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Re: Clone College
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2009, 11:12:03 AM »
Yes, a hallucinatory nightmare in which I become aware of a mysterious doppelgänger -– a man who has my name and face and who gradually and relentlessly begins to displace me with my friends and colleagues. In the dilemma of this increasingly paranoid scenario, there is a vivid, concrete inner disintegration of consciousness that really chaps my ass.
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Re: Clone College
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 11:16:09 AM »
if you and your dg headed north by northwest do you think it would show up on the doppler radar?
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Re: Clone College
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2009, 11:19:14 AM »
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if you and your dg headed north by northwest do you think it would show up on the doppler radar?
:rofl:
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Re: Clone College
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2009, 11:27:59 AM »
furthermore

what if you encountered Julia Roberts, Ali Larter AND their dopplegangers on said journey?

would you sport wood?

would it make you randy?

given the chance, would you engage biblically with aforementioned vixens ?

If so, how would you manage to pace yourself?
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Re: Clone College
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2009, 04:01:58 PM »
if I had a doppelganger, Id see if they could pay my bills.
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Re: Clone College
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2009, 06:29:49 PM »
Quote from: "dishdutyfugitive"
furthermore

what if you encountered Julia Roberts, Ali Larter AND their dopplegangers on said journey?

would you sport wood?

would it make you randy?

given the chance, would you engage biblically with aforementioned vixens ?

If so, how would you manage to pace yourself?
I'll have to reply to this later.
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